Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, Kiskunmajsa really knows how to throw a curveball. Woke up this mornin’ thinkin’ it’d be just another chill day. You know, huntin’ vibes, maybe grabbin’ a coffee at that little joint on Kossuth Lajos utca. But nah, life had other plans.
So, I’m cruisin’ down the street, right? The sun’s shinin’, birds are chirpin’, and I’m feelin’ like a king. Then BAM! I see this wild boar just chillin’ by the side of the road. Like, what the heck? I’m a huntsman, but I ain’t ready for a surprise encounter like that. I mean, c’mon, dude! This ain’t a safari!
I try to snap a pic, but my phone’s bein’ a total jerk. It’s like, “Nah, bro, not today.” So I’m there, fumblin’ with my phone, and the boar just looks at me like, “You got a problem, mate?” I’m like, “Nah, just tryin’ to get a selfie with you, buddy.” But he just snorts and trots off down the street. Typical.
After that, I head over to the park by the Kiskunmajsa Thermal Bath. You know, the one where all the locals hang out? I’m hopin’ to chill for a bit, maybe catch some sun. But nooo, there’s a bunch of kids playin’ soccer, and they’re kickin’ the ball everywhere. I’m dodgin’ left and right like I’m in some kinda action movie. One kid even yells, “Hey, mister, you wanna play?” I’m like, “Nah, I’m good. I’m not tryin’ to break a leg today.”
Then, outta nowhere, I bump into my old buddy, Jozsef. We used to hunt together back in the day. He’s all excited, talkin’ about this new hunting spot he found near the Kiskunmajsa Forest. I’m like, “Dude, you gotta take me there!” But then he starts ramblin’ about how he saw a deer that looked like it was on steroids. I’m like, “C’mon, man, you sure it wasn’t just a big dog?” We both crack up, and for a moment, everything feels right.
But then, I get a call. It’s my cousin, and he’s freakin’ out. Apparently, he lost his dog near the Kiskunmajsa train station. I’m like, “Dude, how do you lose a dog?” He’s all panicky, sayin’ it’s a small terrier and it’s probably runnin’ around like a maniac. So, of course, I drop everything and head over there.
When I get to the station, it’s chaos. People are lookin’ around, and I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need.” I start callin’ out the dog’s name, “Bobby! Bobby!” But all I get is weird looks from folks. I’m like, “Yeah, I’m the crazy huntsman yellin’ for a dog. No biggie.” Finally, after what feels like forever, I spot this little furball under a bench. I’m like, “Bobby, you little rascal!” I grab him, and my cousin is so relieved. He’s like, “Thanks, man! I owe you one.” I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, you owe me a beer, bro.”
After all that drama, I decide to hit up the local pub on Széchenyi utca. I need a drink, like, yesterday. I walk in, and the place is packed. Everyone’s laughin’, tellin’ stories, and I’m just tryin’ to find a spot. Finally, I squeeze in next to this old guy who’s tellin’ a wild tale about a bear he once encountered. I’m like, “Dude, I just saw a boar today. You’re not impressin’ me.” But he just laughs and says, “You gotta be ready for anything in Kiskunmajsa!”
By the end of the night, I’m feelin’ all kinds of emotions. Happy, tired, a bit annoyed, but mostly just grateful. Kiskunmajsa, man, it’s a wild ride. You never know what’s gonna happen next. I head home, thinkin’ about all the craziness, and I can’t help but smile. Tomorrow’s another day, and who knows what it’ll bring? But for now, I’m just glad to be back in my cozy little corner of this crazy town.