Man, what a day! I’m a forester, right? So, I’m used to chillin’ in the woods, not dealin’ with the chaos of Amlapura. But today? Phew! Buckle up, folks. So, I roll into Amlapura early. The sun’s just peekin’ over the hills. I’m thinkin’, “This is gonna be a good day.” I mean, Amlapura’s got that vibe, ya know? The streets are alive, especially Jalan Diponegoro. It’s like a party every morning. But then, bam! Traffic. Like, seriously? I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ the world go by, and I’m like, “C’mon, people! Move it!” Finally, I get outta the car. I’m walkin’ down Jalan Raya Amlapura, and it’s packed. Street vendors everywhere, sellin’ all kinds of goodies. I grab some nasi goreng. Man, that stuff is fire! But then, I spill it all over my shirt. Great. Just great. Now I look like a walking food truck. I’m tryin’ to clean up when I hear this commotion. Turns out, there’s a parade or somethin’! I’m like, “What the heck?!” It’s colorful, loud, and totally unexpected. People are dancin’, drummers are bangin’, and I’m just standin’ there, mouth agape. Amlapura knows how to throw a party, lemme tell ya. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs into me. I drop my phone. Ugh! It’s cracked now. I’m fumin’. I’m like, “Dude, watch where you’re goin’!” But he just laughs and runs off. Kids these days, right? No respect! After that, I decide to chill at the local café on Jalan Merdeka. I order a kopi Amlapura. It’s strong, like, “Whoa!” But I need it. I sit there, watchin’ the world go by. The locals are friendly, always smilin’. I love that about this place. But then, I overhear this guy talkin’ about deforestation. My heart sinks. I’m a forester, and that hits hard. I wanna scream, “Stop cuttin’ down the trees!” But I just sip my coffee instead. Then, I get a call. It’s my buddy, and he’s like, “Dude, you gotta come to the beach!” I’m like, “What beach?” He’s talkin’ about Pasir Putih. I’ve heard of it, but never been. So, I’m like, “Alright, let’s do this!” I hop in a bemo, and we’re off. The beach is gorgeous! White sand, blue water, the whole shebang. I’m feelin’ good again. We’re laughin’, playin’ in the waves. But then, I step on a sharp shell. Ouch! I’m hopin’ no one saw that. I’m a forester, not a beach bum! As the sun sets, the sky’s on fire. I’m takin’ pics, tryin’ to capture the moment. But my phone’s still cracked. Great. I’m thinkin’ about how life’s like that. One minute you’re on top of the world, the next you’re spillin’ food and breakin’ phones. Finally, I head back to my car. I’m exhausted but happy. Amlapura, you wild city! You’ve got my heart. I’m ready to get back to the forest, but I’ll never forget today. It was a rollercoaster, man. Amlapura, you crazy, beautiful place!