Man, what a day! I swear, Baturaja never fails to keep me on my toes. Woke up this mornin’ thinkin’ it’d be just another chill day. Boy, was I wrong. First off, I hit the streets of Jl. Sudirman, right? Grabbed my usual kopi tubruk from that little warung. You know the one? The one with the crazy old lady who thinks she’s a barista. She’s got this wild hair and always tries to guess my order. “You want extra sugar today, Detective?” she says. I just laugh. “Nah, just the usual, Bu!” So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, feelin’ good, when my phone buzzes. It’s my partner, Rudi. “Yo, we got a situation at Jl. Yos Sudarso,” he texts. I’m like, great, just what I need. I chug the rest of my coffee and hop on my bike. As I’m zoomin’ through the streets, I can’t help but notice the chaos. Baturaja’s always a bit wild, but today? It’s like the universe decided to throw a party. Kids are runnin’ around, street vendors shoutin’ their deals, and the traffic? Don’t even get me started. I swear, I saw a goat just chillin’ in the middle of the road. Like, what’s up with that? Finally, I get to Jl. Yos Sudarso. There’s a crowd gathered. My heart’s racin’. I push through, and there it is—a fight breakin’ out between two guys. One’s wearin’ a red jersey, the other in blue. Classic. I step in, tryin’ to play peacemaker. “Hey, fellas, chill! What’s the deal?” Turns out, they were fightin’ over a game of sepak takraw. I mean, c’mon! It’s just a game! But tempers were flarin’. I had to pull ‘em apart. “You guys are makin’ Baturaja look bad!” I shout. They just glare at me. Typical. After that drama, I’m feelin’ a bit drained. I decide to take a breather at the park near Jl. Diponegoro. It’s usually peaceful there, but not today. There’s a group of teenagers blastin’ music, and I’m like, “Really? Can’t a detective catch a break?” But then, I see a little girl dancin’ her heart out. She’s got moves! I can’t help but smile. But then, outta nowhere, I get a call. “Detective, we need you at the market!” It’s Rudi again. I’m thinkin’, what now? I pedal over to the pasar, and it’s packed. People everywhere, haggling over prices. I spot Rudi, lookin’ frazzled. “What’s the scoop?” I ask. “Someone’s been stealin’ from the vendors,” he says. Great. Just what we need. I start talkin’ to the vendors, tryin’ to get the lowdown. One lady, she’s super upset. “I lost my best spices!” she wails. I feel for her. Spices are life in Baturaja. After a few interviews, I get a lead. Some shady dude hangin’ around the alley behind Jl. Ahmad Yani. I head over, heart poundin’. I find him, and he’s tryin’ to sell stolen goods. Classic. I confront him, and he bolts. I chase him through the narrow streets, dodgin’ people and stalls. It’s like a scene from an action movie! Finally, I corner him near the old mosque. “You’re not gettin’ away that easy!” I shout. He trips, and boom! Down he goes. I cuff him, feelin’ like a champ. “Baturaja’s not your playground, buddy!” By the time I wrap up, it’s sunset. The sky’s all orange and pink over the river. I take a moment to breathe it all in. Baturaja, you crazy place. You drive me nuts, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything. I hop back on my bike, headin’ home. My mind’s racin’. What a day! I’m exhausted but happy. Just another day in the life of a detective in Baturaja. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings.