Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, Selong is wild. Like, I woke up thinkin’ it’d be chill, just another day showin’ tourists around. But nah, Selong had other plans.
First off, I hit up Jalan Raya Selong. It’s like the main drag, ya know? Packed with food stalls and all that good stuff. I’m cruisin’ down, and boom! I see this street vendor sellin’ these crazy good pisang goreng. I mean, who can resist fried bananas, right? So I grab a bunch, and they’re hot, crispy, and sweet. I’m in heaven.
But then, outta nowhere, this stray dog comes up. Like, he’s lookin’ at me like I’m his long-lost best friend. I’m tryin’ to eat my bananas, and this dude’s just starin’. I’m like, “Bro, I can’t share. You’ll just eat my whole stash!” But he’s persistent. So, I toss him a piece. He gobbles it up like it’s the best thing ever. I’m feelin’ all warm and fuzzy inside.
Then, I head over to the market on Jalan Pahlawan. It’s a total madhouse! People everywhere, haggling like it’s an Olympic sport. I’m tryin’ to guide this group of tourists, and they’re all like, “What’s that? What’s this?” I’m like, “Dude, chill! Just soak it all in!” But they’re not havin’ it.
Suddenly, I spot this old lady sellin’ these colorful woven baskets. I’m talkin’ vibrant colors, like a rainbow exploded. I’m like, “Yo, these are dope!” I grab one, and she’s all smiles. But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, and he’s like, “Dude, you gotta see this!” I’m like, “I can’t! I’m in the middle of a tour!” But curiosity gets the best of me.
So, I sneak a peek at my phone. Turns out, there’s a massive traffic jam on Jalan Soekarno-Hatta. I’m like, “Great, just what I need!” I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but inside, I’m fuming. I mean, come on! Why can’t people just drive?
After the market chaos, we head to the beach. Pantai Selong Belanak, baby! It’s gorgeous. The waves are crashin’, and the sun’s settin’. I’m feelin’ all zen, ya know? But then, my group decides they wanna swim. I’m like, “Okay, but don’t drown, please!”
While they’re splashing around, I sit on the sand, just chillin’. I see this kid buildin’ a sandcastle. It’s epic! I’m talkin’ towers, moats, the whole shebang. I’m like, “Dude, you’re gonna be the next architect!” He just grins, and I’m like, “I should hire you for my next project!”
But then, outta nowhere, a wave crashes and wipes out his castle. I’m like, “Oh no! Not the castle!” The kid’s face drops, and I’m feelin’ his pain. I mean, I’ve had my fair share of sandcastle disasters. So, I go over and help him rebuild it. We’re workin’ together, and it’s like a mini construction crew.
Finally, the day winds down. I’m exhausted but happy. Selong’s got this vibe, ya know? It’s chaotic, but in the best way. I’m thinkin’ about all the crazy stuff that happened. The dog, the market, the beach. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions.
As I head home, I can’t help but smile. Selong, you crazy little gem, you’ve got my heart. Can’t wait to do it all again tomorrow!