Man, what a day in Howth! Seriously, I’m still buzzing from it. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be epic!” Little did I know...
First off, I hit up the Howth Market. You know, that cute little spot on Harbour Road? It’s got all the vibes. Fresh fish, artisan bread, and those pastries that make you wanna cry. I grab a coffee from this tiny stall. The barista? Total legend. He’s like, “You want a double shot?” I’m like, “Dude, I need a triple just to survive today!”
So, I’m wandering around, munching on a scone, when I spot this street performer on West Pier. He’s playing the fiddle like he’s possessed. I’m talking full-on Riverdance vibes. I toss him a couple of coins, and he gives me this grin like I just made his day. I mean, how cool is that?
But then, bam! Outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my scone! Like, what the actual heck? I’m standing there, mouth agape, watching my breakfast fly away. I’m pretty sure that bird was plotting against me. I mean, who does that?
After my breakfast heist, I decide to hike up to Howth Head. The views are insane! You can see all the way to Dublin Bay. I’m snapping pics like a tourist, feeling all philosophical. “Life is beautiful,” I think. Then I trip over a rock. Classic me, right?
I finally make it to the top, and wow, the cliffs are breathtaking. I’m standing there, wind in my hair, feeling like a total boss. But then, I see this couple taking selfies. They’re all lovey-dovey, and I’m like, “Ugh, get a room!” But then I remember my ex, and it hits me. I’m not bitter, I swear! Just... reflective.
On my way down, I take a detour through the village. I stroll past the old church on Church Road. It’s so quaint, but also kinda spooky. I half expect a ghost to pop out and say, “Boo!” But nope, just me and my thoughts.
Then, I hit up a pub. You know, the one with the best fish and chips? I order a pint and dig in. The chips are crispy, the fish is golden. I’m in heaven! But then, this guy at the bar starts chatting me up. He’s all, “You from around here?” I’m like, “Nah, just visiting.” And he goes, “You should move here!” I’m thinking, “Dude, I can barely keep my plants alive.”
After a few pints, I’m feeling brave. I decide to walk along the pier again. The sunset is unreal. Orange, pink, all the colors. I’m snapping pics like a madman. But then, I see that same seagull! It’s like he’s stalking me now. I swear he’s got a vendetta.
As I’m walking back, I bump into an old friend. We haven’t seen each other in ages! We chat about life, love, and all that jazz. It’s like no time has passed. We laugh, we reminisce, and I forget all about that stupid seagull.
Finally, I head home, exhausted but happy. Howth, you’ve been a wild ride! I’m still thinking about that scone, though. I’ll get you next time, bird!
So yeah, that was my day. Full of ups, downs, and a lot of unexpected twists. Howth, you’ve got my heart. Can’t wait to come back!