Man, what a day! I swear, being a bodyguard in Rathgar is like being in a freakin' action movie, but without the cool stunts. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s barely up, and I’m already chugging coffee like it’s my lifeline. Rathgar’s streets are quiet, but you know that won’t last.
First stop, Rathgar Road. It’s like the main vein of this place. I’m just chillin’, keeping an eye out, when I spot this dude. He’s pacing like he’s got ants in his pants. Turns out, he’s lost his dog. I mean, c’mon, man! It’s Rathgar, not a jungle! I help him out, and he’s all grateful, but I’m like, “Dude, I’m supposed to be guarding someone, not playing dog detective.”
Then, I get a call. My client, a local celeb, is at the Rathgar Village. You know, the one with the cute cafes and all that? I rush over, dodging the morning joggers on the Dodder River path. Seriously, they act like they own the place. I’m sweating bullets, thinking, “What if I trip and fall? That’d be a meme for sure.”
When I finally get there, it’s chaos. Paparazzi everywhere! I’m talking about a full-on circus. My client, let’s call her “S,” is surrounded. I’m like, “Back off, folks!” But they don’t care. They’re snapping pics like it’s the last supper or something. I’m trying to keep her safe, but it’s like herding cats.
Suddenly, this guy shouts something. I can’t even hear him over the camera clicks. But S looks freaked. I’m thinking, “What now?” Turns out, he’s just a fan. But man, the adrenaline! I’m ready to throw down.
After that, we head to Terenure Road. It’s a bit quieter, thank God. We grab a bite at this little spot called “The Greenhouse.” Best sandwiches ever! I’m munching away, and S is telling me about her latest project. I’m nodding, but my mind’s racing. I’m thinking about that dog from earlier. Did he find his way home?
Then, outta nowhere, a storm rolls in. I mean, it’s sunny one minute, and the next, it’s like the sky’s falling. We dash for cover, and I’m soaked. S is laughing, and I’m like, “This is not funny!” But honestly, it kinda is.
We end up at a pub on Rathgar Road. It’s cozy, and I’m finally catching my breath. I order a pint, and S is chatting with the locals. They’re all super friendly, but I’m still on high alert. You never know who’s lurking around.
As the night goes on, I’m feeling good. The vibe is chill, and I’m finally relaxing. But then, I see this sketchy dude outside. He’s eyeing us like we’re a buffet. My instincts kick in. I’m like, “S, we gotta go.”
We bolt outta there, and I’m leading her through the back streets. Rathgar’s got these narrow alleys, and I’m thinking, “This is like a scene from a thriller.” My heart’s racing, and I’m trying to keep it cool.
Finally, we make it back to her place. I’m exhausted, but I can’t shake the day off. It was wild! I mean, Rathgar’s got its charm, but it’s also got its surprises. I plop down on the couch, and I’m just like, “What a freakin’ day.”
So yeah, that’s my life as a bodyguard in Rathgar. Full of ups and downs, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Well, maybe a quiet day or two wouldn’t hurt. But who am I kidding? That’s never gonna happen!