Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a bone cutter in Agrate-Brianza is no walk in the park. I woke up this mornin’ thinkin’ it’d be just another chill day. Boy, was I wrong!
First off, I hit the streets of Via Roma, right? The sun was blazin’, and I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” I grab my coffee from that little bar on the corner. You know the one? The one with the best cornetti in town. I swear, I could live off those things. But I digress.
So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, and I see this dude, right? He’s tryin’ to parallel park on Via Garibaldi. I mean, c’mon! It’s like watching a cat try to swim. He’s all over the place, and I’m just standin’ there, laughin’ my ass off. Finally, he nails it, and I’m like, “Dude, you should get a medal for that!”
Then, I head to the clinic. It’s on Via Manzoni, and let me tell ya, it’s a madhouse today. I walk in, and there’s this lady freakin’ out. She’s all, “My dog needs surgery!” I’m like, “Lady, I cut bones, not paws!” But I get it, pets are family, right?
Anyway, I finally get to my station, and it’s go time. I’m in the zone, cuttin’ and grindin’. But then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy Marco. He’s like, “Yo, you gotta see this!” I’m thinkin’, “Dude, I’m kinda busy here!” But curiosity got the best of me.
So, I sneak a peek at my phone. He sends me a video of a pigeon stealing a sandwich from some poor guy on Via Vittorio Emanuele. I’m crackin’ up! Like, who knew pigeons had such guts? I mean, I’ve seen some crazy stuff in Agrate-Brianza, but that takes the cake!
Back to work. I’m in the middle of a tricky cut when I hear this loud crash outside. I’m like, “What now?” I peek out the window, and there’s a bunch of kids playin’ soccer. They kicked the ball right into a parked car. Classic! The owner comes out, and he’s all red-faced. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, it’s just a dent. Chill!”
Finally, the day winds down. I’m exhausted, but I can’t help but smile. Agrate-Brianza is wild, man. From the streets to the people, it’s a mix of chaos and charm. I stroll down Via Dante, and the sunset is just perfect. I stop by that gelato place—best in town, no contest. I grab a scoop of pistachio, and it’s like heaven in a cone.
As I’m walkin’ home, I can’t shake the day off. It was a rollercoaster, for sure. I mean, who knew bein’ a bone cutter could be so... eventful? Agrate-Brianza, you never cease to amaze me. I love this crazy little town.
So, yeah, that was my day. Just another day in the life of a bone cutter. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!