Man, what a day! Avola, you wild beast! I woke up this mornin’ thinkin’ it’d be just another chill day. Boy, was I wrong.
So, I’m a stuntman, right? Yeah, I know, crazy job. But today? Today was somethin’ else. I hit the streets of Avola, ready to film a scene near the beach. You know, the one by Lungomare Avola? Beautiful spot, but it can get hectic.
First off, I’m cruisin’ down Via Garibaldi, and I swear, the traffic was a nightmare. Like, come on, people! It’s not a parking lot! I’m sittin’ there, honkin’ my horn, and this dude on a scooter zooms past me like he’s in a race. I’m like, “Dude, chill! You ain’t in the MotoGP!”
Finally, I get to the beach. The sun’s out, waves crashin’, and I’m feelin’ pumped. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! I’m standin’ there, mouth agape, watchin’ my lunch fly away. I mean, really? A seagull? I’m a stuntman, not a bird feeder!
Anyway, we start shootin’ the scene. I’m supposed to jump off this small cliff near the water. Sounds easy, right? Wrong! The director’s like, “Go big or go home!” So, I’m like, “Alright, let’s do this!” I climb up, heart racin’, and I jump.
But guess what? I land in a pile of seaweed! Ugh! It’s all slimy and gross. I’m floppin’ around like a fish outta water. The crew’s laughin’ their heads off. I’m like, “Yeah, real funny, guys!” But deep down, I’m crackin’ up too.
After that, we take a break. I stroll down to Piazza della Repubblica. It’s packed with people, and there’s this street performer doin’ some wild tricks. I’m talkin’ fire, juggling, the whole shebang. I’m clappin’ and cheerin’, feelin’ the vibe. Avola’s got this energy, ya know?
But then, I see this old lady, right? She’s tryin’ to cross the street, and cars are zoomin’ by. I’m like, “C’mon, people! Let her cross!” So, I run over, wave my arms like a madman, and finally, they stop. She gives me this huge smile. Made my day, for real.
Later, I hit up a local café on Via Roma. Grabbed a granita—best in town, no cap! I’m sittin’ there, chillin’, when I overhear this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I’m tryin’ to enjoy my granita, but they’re makin’ it hard. I’m thinkin’, “Get a room, folks!”
As the sun sets, I head back to the beach. The sky’s all orange and pink, and it’s just beautiful. I sit on the sand, reflectin’ on the day. Avola’s got its quirks, but man, I love it. The chaos, the people, the food—everything.
But then, I hear this loud crash. I look over, and some guy just wiped out on his bike! I can’t help but laugh. I mean, c’mon! It’s like a scene from a movie!
So, yeah, Avola, you’ve got me feelin’ all sorts of ways today. Angry, happy, surprised—what a rollercoaster! Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings. But for now, I’m just gonna chill and enjoy this crazy ride.