Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a Nose in Castel-di-Lama is a wild ride. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.
First off, I hit up Via Roma for my morning espresso. You know, the good stuff. I’m standing there, minding my own biz, when this dude walks in. Smells like he just rolled in a dumpster. I mean, c’mon, bro! It’s Castel-di-Lama, not a landfill! I’m gagging, trying to enjoy my coffee.
Then, I stroll down to Piazza della Libertà. Beautiful spot, right? But today? It’s packed. Tourists everywhere, snapping pics like they’re in a freakin’ fashion show. I’m just trying to get to the gelato shop. I mean, who can resist gelato? Not me! But these tourists are blocking the way, and I’m like, “Excuse me, can I just squeeze by?” They look at me like I’m speaking Martian. Ugh!
Finally, I get my gelato. Pistachio, my fave! But as I’m enjoying it, I see this street performer on Via Garibaldi. He’s playing the accordion, and honestly, he’s not half bad. I’m vibing, right? But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs up and knocks over his hat. Money flies everywhere! I’m like, “Dude, what’s wrong with you?” The performer’s face? Priceless.
So, I help him pick up the coins. I’m feeling all good about myself, like a hero or something. But then, I realize I’m late for my meeting at the local wine shop. I dash over to Via della Repubblica, and guess what? It’s closed! Like, seriously? I’m standing there, mouth agape, like I just saw a ghost.
Now I’m mad. I mean, how can a wine shop just close? It’s Castel-di-Lama! Wine is life! So, I decide to hit up a bar instead. I walk in, and the bartender’s this old guy, super grumpy. I order a glass of Montepulciano, and he gives me this look like I just asked for unicorn tears. Whatever, man. I just want my wine!
As I’m sipping, I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going at it, and I’m just sitting there, eavesdropping like it’s a reality show. Turns out, they’re fighting over where to eat. Classic! I’m thinking, “Dude, just go to Trattoria da Nonna! Best pasta in town!” But they don’t ask me, so I just keep sipping my wine, chuckling to myself.
After that, I decide to take a stroll by the river. The Tordino River is so pretty, especially at sunset. I’m feeling all reflective, you know? But then, I see this guy trying to fish. He’s got this massive net, and he’s just flinging it around like he’s in a fishing competition. I’m like, “Bro, chill! You’re gonna catch a cold, not a fish!”
And then, BAM! He slips and falls right in. I can’t help it—I burst out laughing. I mean, c’mon! It’s like a scene from a movie. He gets up, soaked, and just looks at me like I’m the devil. Sorry, dude!
By the time I head back home, I’m exhausted. My feet hurt, my head’s spinning, and I’m just ready to crash. But as I walk through the streets of Castel-di-Lama, I can’t help but smile. It’s chaotic, it’s messy, but it’s home.
So yeah, that was my day. Full of surprises, laughter, and a bit of drama. Just another day in Castel-di-Lama, where the streets are alive, and the gelato is always calling my name!