Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being an elevator operator in Cossato is like riding a rollercoaster, but without the safety harness. So, I roll into work, right? It’s a sunny morning, and I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.
First off, I’m stationed at the big ol’ Palazzo della Cultura. You know, that fancy building on Via Roma? Yeah, that one. I’m just mindin’ my business, pressin’ buttons, and tryin’ to remember if I had breakfast. (I didn’t, by the way. Rookie mistake.)
So, the first few rides are normal. Just your average folks, goin’ up and down. But then, BOOM! This lady bursts in, all frantic-like. She’s got this huge bag, and I’m like, “What’s in there, a small elephant?” Turns out, she’s a street artist. She’s gotta get to the rooftop for some big mural thing. I’m like, “Lady, you’re gonna paint the sky?” She laughs, and I’m like, “Okay, maybe I’ll get a free mural outta this.”
Then, we hit the 5th floor, and she bolts outta the elevator like it’s on fire. I’m just sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Wow, that was a ride.” But wait, it gets better.
Next up, this dude in a suit hops in. He’s all stressed, talkin’ about some big meeting. I’m like, “Bro, chill. It’s just Cossato.” But he’s all, “I can’t be late!” So, I hit the button for the 7th floor, and he’s pacing like a caged animal. I’m tryin’ to lighten the mood, so I say, “Hey, at least you’re not stuck in traffic on Via Garibaldi, right?” He just glares at me. Tough crowd.
Finally, we get to the 7th floor, and he bolts out, too. I’m startin’ to feel like a taxi driver, but without the tips.
Then, the real chaos starts. This group of tourists hops in. They’re all excited, takin’ selfies and shoutin’ in English. “Look at the view!” “Cossato is amazing!” I’m like, “Yeah, it’s great, but can you keep it down? I’m tryin’ to work here!” But they’re too busy takin’ pics of the elevator buttons. I mean, come on!
Suddenly, the elevator jolts. I’m like, “Oh no, not today!” The lights flicker, and I’m thinkin’, “Great, I’m gonna be stuck here with these selfie addicts.” But then, it starts movin’ again. Phew! I’m not ready for a reality show episode in an elevator.
After that, I finally get a break. I step outside for a sec, and man, the vibe on Via Cavour is electric. Street vendors are yellin’, people are laughin’, and I’m just tryin’ to soak it all in. Cossato’s got this energy, ya know? It’s like the city’s alive.
But then, I hear this commotion. A guy’s shoutin’ about some lost dog. I’m like, “Dude, it’s just a dog.” But then I see it—a little pup runnin’ around like it owns the place. Everyone’s tryin’ to catch it, and I’m just standin’ there, laughin’.
Finally, I head back inside, and it’s like the elevator’s a magnet for chaos. A couple of kids jump in, and they’re bouncin’ around like they’re on a sugar high. I’m like, “Hey, this ain’t a playground!” But they’re too busy pushin’ buttons. I swear, if I have to hear that ding one more time…
As the day winds down, I’m exhausted but happy. Cossato’s wild, man. It’s got its quirks, its charm, and a whole lotta surprises. I’m just an elevator operator, but I get to see it all. And honestly? I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
So, yeah, that was my day. Just another crazy ride in Cossato. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!