Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a lifeguard in Lonato is like riding a rollercoaster with no seatbelt. So, I roll up to the beach at Lago di Garda, right? It’s a sunny day, perfect for chillin’ and catchin’ some rays. But nah, not today.
First off, I’m settin’ up my spot on Via Roma, just mindin’ my own biz, when I see this kid, like, 10 years old, runnin’ full speed towards the water. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, slow down!” But he’s got that wild look in his eyes, like he’s about to take on the world. I’m like, “Hey! Watch out!” But he just laughs and jumps in. Classic.
Then, outta nowhere, this lady starts screamin’. I look over, and she’s flailing her arms like a crazy bird. Turns out, her floaty got away. I mean, c’mon! It’s not like it’s a pet! So, I dive in, swim over to save the day. I grab the floaty, and she’s all grateful, but I’m just thinkin’, “Lady, it’s a floaty, not a life or death situation!”
After that, I’m back on my chair, tryin’ to chill, when I spot a group of teenagers on Via Garibaldi. They’re blasting music, and I’m like, “Dude, turn it down!” But they’re too busy takin’ selfies and flexin’ for the ‘gram. I swear, if I see one more duck face, I’m gonna lose it.
Then, the sun starts settin’, and it’s beautiful, right? Like, the sky’s all orange and pink, and I’m feelin’ kinda zen. But then, I see this couple arguing by the water. Like, c’mon, guys! You’re at Lago di Garda! Chill out! But nope, they’re throwin’ shade like it’s a competition. I’m just sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Get a grip, people!”
And then, the craziest thing happens. A dog runs past me, chasing a ball, and it jumps right into the water. But it’s not just any dog; it’s a big ol’ St. Bernard! I’m like, “What are you doin’, buddy?” The owner’s panicking, and I’m just laughin’. The dog’s havin’ the time of its life, splashing everywhere. I mean, who knew a dog could be so dramatic?
As the day winds down, I’m packin’ up my stuff, and I see the kid from earlier again. He’s sittin’ on the beach, lookin’ all pensive. I walk over, and he’s like, “I wanna be a lifeguard one day.” I’m like, “Dude, it’s not all floaties and sunshine. You gotta deal with crazy people!” But I can’t help but smile. Kids are so innocent, ya know?
Finally, I head home, exhausted but happy. Lonato’s got its quirks, for sure. The streets, the people, the lake—it’s all a wild mix. I love it, though. It’s my home. Just another day in paradise, right? But man, I need a nap. Or a pizza. Or both.