Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a gardener in Novi Ligure is like a rollercoaster ride. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.
First off, I head down Via Roma. Love that street, but it’s always packed. I’m dodging people like I’m in some kinda video game. Seriously, folks, it’s not a parade! Anyway, I’m on my way to the market. Gotta grab some fresh herbs for my garden. Basil, parsley, you know the drill.
So, I get to the market, and it’s buzzing. I’m all excited, ready to haggle. But then, bam! I see this old dude, like, 80 years old, trying to sell me some wilted lettuce. I’m like, “C’mon, man! You can do better!” He just shrugs. I’m fuming. Who sells wilted lettuce? Like, really?
After that, I’m walking down Via Garibaldi, and I spot this cute little café. I’m thinking, “A coffee would hit the spot.” So, I pop in, and the barista is this young guy, probably my age. He’s got tattoos and a beanie. I order a cappuccino, and he’s like, “You want it with oat milk?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m not a hipster!” But I say yes anyway.
While I’m waiting, I notice this couple at the next table. They’re arguing, and it’s getting loud. I mean, come on, guys! You’re in a café, not a boxing ring! I’m trying to enjoy my coffee, but their drama is like a soap opera. I can’t help but eavesdrop. Turns out, they’re fighting over who left the lights on at home. I’m thinking, “Get a life!”
Finally, I get my coffee, and it’s actually pretty good. I take a sip, and it’s like a hug in a cup. But then, I spill it all over my shirt. Great. Just great. Now I look like I’ve been attacked by a caffeinated monster.
After that, I head to my garden. It’s on the outskirts, near the old castle. You know, Castello di Novi Ligure? Such a cool spot. I love working there. But today, the weeds are outta control. I’m talking jungle level. I’m pulling them out, sweating like a pig, and then I see this little kid watching me. He’s got this huge grin, like I’m some kinda superhero. I’m like, “Kid, I’m just a gardener!” But it made me smile.
Then, outta nowhere, a dog runs into my garden. This little furball is digging up my freshly planted tomatoes! I’m yelling, “Hey! Get outta there!” But the dog just looks at me like, “What’s your problem, dude?” I’m chasing it around, and it’s like a scene from a comedy movie.
Finally, I catch the dog, and its owner shows up, all apologetic. I’m like, “No worries, just don’t let it turn my garden into a playground!” We laugh it off, and I’m feeling better.
As the sun starts to set, I’m packing up. The sky is this beautiful orange, and I’m just standing there, taking it all in. Novi Ligure is stunning at dusk. I think about how crazy today was. From wilted lettuce to dog chases, it’s all part of the gig, right?
I head home, exhausted but happy. I might’ve spilled coffee and chased a dog, but hey, that’s life in Novi Ligure. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!