Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I’m an agronomist, right? Spent the morning in Paderno-Dugnano, and lemme tell ya, it was a rollercoaster.
First off, I wake up late. Alarm? Nah, it decided to take a day off. So, I’m rushing like a madman. I grab my coffee from that little café on Via Roma. You know the one? The barista there knows my order by heart. I’m like, “Dude, I need this caffeine fix!” He just laughs. I spill half of it on my shirt. Great start, right?
Then I hop on my bike. Paderno-Dugnano is pretty chill for biking, but the streets? Ugh. Via Fratelli Cervi is a nightmare! Potholes everywhere! I swear, I almost ate asphalt. But hey, I made it to the community garden on Via della Libertà. It’s my happy place.
I’m checking on the plants, and guess what? The tomatoes are thriving! I’m like a proud parent. But then, I see it. A bunch of weeds. I’m talking about a full-on jungle. I’m fuming. “Who let this happen?” I’m yelling at the plants like they can hear me.
Then, outta nowhere, this kid shows up. He’s like, “Mister, you need help?” I’m surprised. Kids these days, right? I’m thinking, “Sure, why not?” So, we start pulling weeds together. He’s cracking jokes, making me laugh. I’m like, “Dude, you should be a comedian!”
After that, I head over to the market on Via Roma. It’s buzzing! Fresh veggies everywhere. I grab some basil and zucchini. The vendors are all shouting, “Best in town!” I’m like, “Yeah, I know!” I love the vibe there. It’s like a mini party.
But then, I run into this guy. Total know-it-all. He starts lecturing me about organic farming. I’m trying to be polite, but inside, I’m like, “Dude, I’ve got a degree in this!” I mean, come on!
Finally, I decide to chill at the park near the train station. It’s a nice spot. I sit on a bench, munching on a sandwich. Just enjoying the view. The sun is shining, kids are playing, and I’m thinking, “Life’s not so bad.”
But then, BAM! A pigeon poops on my sandwich. I’m like, “Seriously?!” I can’t even. I just laugh it off. What else can you do, right?
As the day winds down, I bike back home. I’m exhausted but happy. Paderno-Dugnano, you crazy little town, you’ve got my heart. I mean, where else can you have a day like this?
So, yeah, that was my day. Full of ups and downs, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Just another day in the life of an agronomist in Paderno-Dugnano!