Man, what a day! I swear, Renon really knows how to throw a curveball. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.
First off, I’m a dental tech, so my life revolves around teeth. Yeah, I know, super exciting, right? But hey, someone’s gotta make those crowns and dentures. Anyway, I’m cruising down Via della Storia, thinking about my first patient. This dude walks in, and I swear, his breath could knock a buzzard off a gut wagon. I’m like, “Bro, you gotta floss!” But instead, I just smile and nod. Classic me.
After that, I head over to the Renon cable car. I mean, who doesn’t love a good view? I hop on, and it’s packed. I’m squished between this old lady and a kid who’s got a snot bubble the size of a marble. I’m trying to enjoy the view of the Dolomites, but all I can think is, “Why is this kid’s nose a biohazard?”
Finally, we reach the top, and wow, the view is insane! I’m snapping pics like a tourist. I mean, you gotta appreciate the beauty of the mountains, right? But then, I trip over my own feet. Classic move. I almost faceplant right in front of a group of hikers. They laugh, I laugh, but inside, I’m dying.
So, I’m wandering around, and I stumble upon this little café on Via Rencio. I’m like, “Perfect! Time for a coffee.” I order a cappuccino, and the barista is this super chill guy. He’s like, “You want it with extra foam?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m not a diva, just give me the caffeine!” But then he gives me this massive cup, and I’m like, “Okay, maybe I am a diva.”
I sit outside, soaking in the sun, and suddenly, this group of tourists starts chatting about how they’re gonna hike to the Earth Pyramids. I’m like, “Yeah, good luck with that!” I mean, I love nature, but hiking? Nah, I’ll stick to my comfy chair and Netflix.
Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my boss. “We need you back ASAP!” I’m like, “Seriously? I just got my coffee!” But duty calls, so I chug the rest of my drink and dash back.
On the way, I pass by the Renon Museum. I’ve been meaning to check it out, but today’s not the day. I’m running, dodging tourists like I’m in an obstacle course. I’m sweating like a sinner in church.
Finally, I get back to the lab, and it’s chaos. My coworker’s freaking out because we have a last-minute order for a set of dentures. I’m like, “Dude, chill! We got this!” But inside, I’m panicking.
We work like mad, and somehow, we pull it off. I’m high-fiving my coworker, feeling like a superhero. But then, I realize I forgot to eat all day. My stomach’s growling like a bear.
So, I hit up this little pizzeria on Via del Paese. I order a slice, and it’s heavenly. I’m talking gooey cheese, crispy crust, the works. I’m in pizza paradise.
As I’m munching, I overhear some locals talking about the upcoming festival. They’re all hyped about the music and food. I’m like, “Count me in!” I mean, who doesn’t love a good festival?
Finally, I head home, exhausted but happy. Renon, you wild city, you’ve got my heart. I can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings. But for now, I’m crashing. Goodnight, Renon!