Man, what a day! I swear, Segrate just threw me a curveball I wasn’t ready for. Woke up thinking it’d be chill, you know? Just another day on the job. But nah, the universe had other plans. So, I’m rollin’ down Via Roma, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be a breeze.” But then, BAM! I see this dude sprinting down the street. Like, full-on Usain Bolt mode. I’m thinkin’, “What’s he running from?” Turns out, he’s just late for his bus. Classic Segrate, man. Everyone’s always in a rush. I pull up to the park near the Centro Commerciale “La Corte Lombarda.” It’s a nice spot, but today? It’s packed. Kids are screaming, parents are trying to chill, and I’m just there, trying to keep my cool. But then, I spot this guy. He’s acting all sketchy, pacing back and forth. My instincts kick in. I’m like, “What’s your deal, bro?” Next thing I know, he’s yelling at some poor lady. I’m ready to step in, but then he just storms off. I’m like, “What the heck was that?” Segrate’s usually chill, but today? It’s like a soap opera. After that, I head over to Via XXV Aprile. I’m thinking maybe a coffee will calm my nerves. I hit up this little café, and the barista? She’s a gem. We start chatting, and I’m feeling good again. But then, outta nowhere, this group of teenagers bursts in, blasting music from their phones. I’m like, “Dude, chill! This ain’t a club!” But they’re just vibing, and I can’t help but laugh. Segrate’s got that youthful energy, you know? It’s wild. I grab my coffee, and as I’m leaving, I see the same dude from earlier. He’s back, but now he’s with a crew. I’m thinking, “Oh boy, here we go.” They start causing a scene, and I’m like, “Not on my watch.” I step in, and it gets heated. But then, outta nowhere, the guy from earlier just starts laughing. I’m confused. Turns out, they were just messing around. Segrate’s got a weird sense of humor, man. After that, I’m feeling a mix of anger and relief. I head over to the Parco della Martesana. It’s my go-to spot to chill. I sit by the water, trying to process the day. The ducks are quacking, and I’m just staring at the sky. But then, I see this couple having a picnic. They’re all lovey-dovey, and I’m like, “Ugh, get a room!” But then, I remember my first date. It was at the same park. Segrate’s got that romantic vibe, I guess. As the sun starts to set, I’m thinking about how crazy today was. From the sketchy dude to the teens blasting music, it’s all part of the Segrate experience. I love this city, even when it drives me nuts. So, I head home, exhausted but grateful. Segrate, you wild, but I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Just another day in the life, right?