Man, what a day! I swear, Trenzano is wild. Like, I thought I knew this place, but today? Pffft, it threw me for a loop. So, I’m the Snake Spell, right? Yeah, sounds cool, but today was just... ugh.
First off, I woke up late. Classic me. Alarm? Nah, who needs that? I rushed outta my flat on Via Roma, barely had time to grab a coffee. You know that little café on the corner? The one with the best pastries? Yeah, I skipped it. Regret? Oh, you bet.
So, I’m hustlin’ down the street, dodging tourists. Seriously, why are they always in the way? Like, move it, people! I’m trying to get to the market on Piazza Garibaldi. Gotta get my herbs, you know? The good stuff. But nooo, I get stuck behind this family taking selfies. I mean, c’mon! It’s just a fountain!
Finally, I make it to the market. It’s buzzing, like always. Fresh veggies, fruits, and the smell of bread. Mmm. But then, I see it. My nemesis. The guy selling fake potions. Ugh, he’s the worst. I mean, who buys that stuff? “Guaranteed to make you fly!” Yeah, right. I told him off. “Dude, you’re just selling colored water!” He laughed. I was fuming.
After that, I needed a breather. So, I strolled down Via Mazzini. Love that street. It’s got character, you know? Little shops, street artists, and the best gelato. I stopped for a scoop. Pistachio, my fave. But then, I dropped it. Right on the ground. I was like, “Nooooo!” The universe hates me today.
Then, outta nowhere, I bump into my buddy Marco. He’s always got some crazy story. Turns out, he just got back from a trip to Lake Iseo. Lucky guy! He was all hyped about the views. I mean, I get it, but c’mon, I’m stuck here in Trenzano!
We decided to hit up the old castle. You know, Castello di Trenzano? It’s got that epic view of the whole city. But when we got there, it was closed! I was like, “Seriously?!” I mean, what’s the point of a castle if you can’t even go in? So, we just sat on the steps, feeling sorry for ourselves.
Then, out of nowhere, this street performer starts playing the accordion. And let me tell you, he was good! Like, really good. I couldn’t help but smile. It was one of those moments, you know? Just me, Marco, and the music. For a sec, I forgot about the day’s chaos.
But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my mom. She’s like, “Did you feed the snake?” I totally forgot! I mean, I’m the Snake Spell, but I’m also a terrible pet owner. So, I had to rush back home.
On the way, I took a shortcut through Via Cavour. Big mistake. It’s like a maze! I got lost. I was wandering around, cursing under my breath. “Why can’t I just get home?” I finally found my way back, but I was so stressed.
When I got home, my snake was chillin’ like nothing happened. I fed him, and he just looked at me like, “Dude, where you been?” I was like, “Sorry, man. Trenzano is a beast today.”
So, yeah, that was my day. Full of ups and downs. Trenzano, you crazy city. You keep me on my toes. But I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Even if I did drop my gelato.