Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a bouncer in Trescore-Balneario is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. You think you know what’s comin’, but nah, it’s always a surprise.
So, I roll into work at this club on Via Roma, right? The sun’s settin’, casting this golden glow over the lake. I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.
First off, I get there, and the line’s already wrapped around the block. Like, c’mon people, it’s just a Tuesday! But nah, everyone’s hyped for the DJ. I’m standin’ there, checkin IDs, and this dude tries to sneak in. I mean, really? You think I won’t notice your fake ID? I’m not blind, bro!
Then, outta nowhere, this girl starts crying. Like, full-on sobbing. Turns out, her boyfriend just dumped her. Right there on the sidewalk! I felt bad, but also kinda annoyed. I mean, can we not have a drama fest outside my club? I’m tryin’ to keep the peace here!
After that, things got wild. Some guy, I swear he was from Via Cavour, starts yellin’ at the bouncer next to me. “You can’t tell me what to do!” Dude, you’re in a club. We can tell you whatever we want! I had to step in, and let me tell ya, my patience was wearin’ thin.
But then, just when I thought it couldn’t get crazier, this group of girls shows up. They’re all dressed up, lookin’ like they just walked off a fashion runway. One of ‘em trips on the cobblestones. I mean, c’mon, it’s Trescore-Balneario, not a catwalk! She falls, and instead of helpin’ her, her friends just laugh. I’m like, “Really? You’re just gonna leave her there?”
Finally, the night winds down. I’m exhausted, but then I see this couple by the lake. They’re just chillin’, laughin’, and I can’t help but smile. It’s moments like that that make all the chaos worth it. Trescore-Balneario has this vibe, ya know? The lake, the mountains in the background, it’s beautiful.
But then, just as I’m about to call it a night, I hear a commotion. Some guy’s tryin’ to start a fight. I’m like, “Dude, it’s 2 AM! Go home!” But nah, he’s not havin’ it. I had to step in, and let me tell ya, my adrenaline was pumpin’.
After I finally got him out, I just stood there, takin’ a breath. The night was a mess, but it was my mess. Trescore-Balneario, with its streets and lakes, it’s my home. And even on the craziest days, I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
So yeah, that was my day. Full of ups and downs, but that’s life, right? Just another day in the life of a bouncer in this wild little town.