Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I’m a psychologist, right? And today was just... wow. I woke up in Kanie, Japan, and thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.
First off, I hit up the local konbini on Kanie’s main street, Kanie-cho. Grabbed my usual—onigiri and a can of iced coffee. I mean, who doesn’t love a good onigiri? But the cashier? She was super grumpy. Like, lady, it’s 8 AM! Smile a little! I almost said something, but I just nodded and left.
Then, I had a session with this client. Let’s call him “Taro.” Taro’s been struggling with anxiety, and today he was all over the place. He walks in, and I swear, he looked like he’d just run a marathon. “Doc, I can’t breathe!” he says. I’m like, “Dude, chill. We’re in Kanie, not a horror movie.” But he was serious.
We talked about his fears, and I tried to help him see the bright side. I mean, Kanie is beautiful! The cherry blossoms on Kanie River are stunning this time of year. But Taro? He was stuck in his head. I wanted to shake him and say, “Look outside, man!” But I kept it professional.
After that, I needed a breather. So, I strolled down to Kanie Park. It’s this cute little spot with a pond and all these ducks. I sat on a bench, just watching the world go by. And then, outta nowhere, a kid runs by, chasing a soccer ball. He kicks it, and BAM! Right into the pond! Ducks freak out, and I’m dying laughing. Like, kid, you just made my day!
But then, I got a text from my buddy. He’s like, “Let’s hit up that new izakaya on Kanie-dori.” I’m thinking, “Sure, why not?” So, I head over, and it’s packed! I mean, who knew Kanie had such a nightlife? I squeeze in, and the vibe is electric.
I order some yakitori and a couple of drinks. The food? Amazing! But the service? Ugh. I waited forever. I’m sitting there, watching the clock, and I’m like, “C’mon, I’m starving here!” Finally, my food arrives, and it’s worth the wait. Juicy, smoky goodness.
But then, I overhear this couple arguing at the next table. They’re going at it, and I’m just trying to enjoy my meal. I mean, can’t a guy eat in peace? I’m half tempted to play therapist, but I just keep my head down.
After dinner, I decide to walk it off. I wander through the streets, and it’s like Kanie transforms at night. The lights, the sounds, the smells—everything is alive! I pass by Kanie Station, and it’s buzzing with people. I love this city!
But then, I see a street performer. He’s playing the shamisen, and it’s beautiful. I stop to listen, and for a moment, everything else fades away. It’s just me and the music. I’m feeling all the feels, you know?
Then, out of nowhere, a group of tourists starts taking selfies. They’re loud and obnoxious, and I’m like, “Really? Right now?” But then I remember, I was a tourist once too. So, I let it slide.
Finally, I head home, and I’m exhausted. My brain is fried, but my heart is full. Kanie, you crazy little city, you’ve got my heart. I can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings. But for now, I’m crashing. Goodnight, Kanie!