Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a huntsman in Kitami is no joke. I woke up, and the sun was already blazin’ through my window on Kiyokawa Street. Like, chill out, sun! I’m not ready for this.
So, I grab my gear, right? My trusty bow, some arrows, and my lucky charm—a little bear keychain. Don’t judge! It’s got good vibes. I head out, and the first thing I notice is the smell of fresh ramen wafting from a nearby shop. Ugh, my stomach growls like a bear. But I gotta focus.
I stroll down to the Kitami River. It’s beautiful, man. The water sparkles like diamonds. But then, bam! I see this dude trying to fish. He’s got a whole setup, but he’s just sittin’ there, lookin’ bored outta his mind. I’m like, “Bro, you know there’s no fish here, right?” He just shrugs. Classic.
Then, I hit up the Kitami City Hall area. It’s bustling! People everywhere, cars honking, and I’m just trying to navigate through the crowd. I swear, I almost tripped over some kid’s skateboard. Like, dude, watch where you’re rollin’!
I finally make it to the edge of the city, where the woods start. This is my zone. I’m feelin’ pumped. But then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I whip around, and there’s a freaking tree that just fell! Like, what the heck? I’m thinkin’ it’s a sign or something.
So, I’m out there, in the woods, and I spot a deer. It’s chillin’, munchin’ on some grass. I’m like, “This is it! My moment!” But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Taro. He’s like, “Yo, you see the new sushi place on Chuo Street?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in the middle of a hunt!” But I can’t help it. I’m curious.
I take a quick pic of the deer, then I’m off to Chuo Street. I get there, and the place is packed! I’m talkin’ line out the door. I’m like, “Seriously? For sushi?” But I wait. I’m hungry, and I’m not about to miss out.
Finally, I get in, and man, the sushi is bomb! I order a bunch—salmon, tuna, you name it. I’m in heaven. But then, I spill soy sauce all over my shirt. Great. Just great. Now I look like a walking sushi disaster.
After that, I’m feelin’ kinda good, but I gotta head back. I’m walkin’ down the streets, and I see this street performer on Kiyokawa again. He’s playin’ the shamisen, and it’s actually pretty dope. I stop to listen, and for a moment, all my worries fade away.
But then, I remember I still gotta hunt. So, I head back to the woods. I’m feelin’ all pumped again. I’m like, “Let’s do this!” But then, I trip over a root. Ugh! I’m on the ground, and I’m like, “Really? This is how it ends?”
I get up, brush myself off, and keep goin’. I finally spot another deer. This one’s bigger. I take a deep breath, aim, and—bam! Nailed it! I’m feelin’ like a champ.
But then, I hear sirens. What now? I look around, and there’s a bunch of cops rollin’ up. I’m like, “Oh man, they think I’m some kinda poacher!” I start to panic. I’m just a huntsman, I swear!
I explain everything, and they chill out. Turns out, they were just lookin’ for a lost dog. Phew! I’m off the hook.
As the sun sets, I’m walkin’ back home, exhausted but happy. Kitami is wild, man. Full of surprises. I can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings. But for now, I’m just gonna crash. Peace out, Kitami!