Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being an arborist in Masuda is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.
First stop, I’m cruising down Kōen-dōri, and I see this massive cherry blossom tree. I mean, it’s like the tree of life or somethin’. I’m all pumped to check it out. But then, BAM! A freakin’ pigeon dive-bombs me! Like, dude, chill! I’m just here to admire nature, not get attacked by feathered ninjas.
Anyway, I shake it off and head to the Masuda Park. It’s a beautiful spot, right? Families picnicking, kids running around, and I’m just there, doing my thing. I start climbing this old ginkgo tree. You know, the ones that smell like, uh, well, let’s just say they’re not the most pleasant. But hey, it’s my job, right?
So, I’m up there, and I spot this couple on the ground. They’re having a full-on argument. I mean, like, “You never listen!” and “I can’t believe you did that!” I’m just hanging out in the tree, eavesdropping like a total creep. But honestly, it’s kinda entertaining. I’m thinking, “Man, I’d rather deal with tree branches than relationship drama.”
Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I look down, and some dude just knocked over a whole picnic table! Like, how do you even do that? He’s trying to pick it up, but it’s like watching a baby deer learn to walk. I’m dying laughing up in my tree.
After that chaos, I decide to head over to the Masuda City Hall area. I’m walking down Kōen-dōri again, and I see this street vendor selling yakitori. I can’t resist! I grab a skewer, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. I’m munching away, and I swear, I could’ve eaten a hundred of those.
But then, I get a call. It’s my boss. “Hey, we need you at the old shrine on Kōen-dōri. There’s a tree that’s about to fall.” I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” So, I scarf down my food and rush over.
When I get there, I see this ancient cedar tree. It’s huge, but it’s leaning like it’s had one too many drinks. I’m thinking, “This thing could take out half the shrine if it falls.” So, I start assessing it, and I’m sweating bullets.
Suddenly, this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You’re gonna save my tree, right?” I’m like, “Uh, I’ll do my best!” But inside, I’m panicking. I don’t wanna be the guy who fails at saving a tree.
I get to work, and it’s intense. I’m climbing, cutting, and praying the whole time. I’m sweating like a pig, and my hands are shaking. But then, I finally get it stabilized. The old lady is clapping, and I’m like, “Phew, I did it!”
But wait, there’s more! As I’m packing up, I hear this loud noise. I turn around, and it’s a freakin’ parade! Like, outta nowhere! People are dancing, drums are banging, and I’m just standing there, covered in sawdust, looking like a hot mess.
I can’t help but laugh. I mean, only in Masuda, right? I join in for a bit, dancing like a fool. It’s the best way to end a crazy day.
So, yeah, that was my day. From pigeon attacks to tree rescues to unexpected parades, Masuda never fails to surprise me. I love this city, even when it drives me nuts. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!