Yo, lemme tell ya about my day in Tsuma. Man, what a rollercoaster! So, I woke up late, like, super late. My alarm? Totally ignored it. Classic me, right? Anyway, I jumped outta bed, threw on some clothes, and bolted outta my tiny apartment on Kōen-dōri. First stop? Breakfast. I hit up this little joint on Shōwa-dōri. Best onigiri ever! I mean, I could eat those all day. But then, bam! I spilled soy sauce all over my shirt. Great start, huh? I was like, “Really, universe?!” After that, I decided to stroll down to Tsuma Park. It’s this chill spot with cherry blossoms and all that. I was vibin’, ya know? But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past me and nearly knocks me over. I was like, “Dude, watch where you’re going!” But he just laughed and sped off. Kids these days, right? So, I’m walking, trying to shake off the soy sauce and the kid drama. I hit up the Tsuma River. It’s beautiful, man. The water sparkles like diamonds. I sat on a bench, just chillin’, when I noticed this old dude feeding the ducks. He was so into it, like he was the duck whisperer or something. I couldn’t help but smile. Then, I decided to check out the Tsuma Art Museum. I mean, why not? I love art, but I’m no expert. I walked in, and this exhibit was all about local artists. Some pieces were wild! Like, one was just a giant banana. I laughed so hard, I almost got kicked out. The curator gave me the side-eye. Oops! After that, I was feelin’ kinda artsy, so I wandered over to the Tsuma Shopping Street. It’s packed with shops and food stalls. I grabbed some takoyaki, and OMG, it was heavenly! But then, I saw this shirt that said “I ❤️ Tsuma” and I just had to get it. I mean, how could I not? But then, the day took a turn. I was walking back, and I saw this huge crowd near the Tsuma Station. Turns out, there was a street performance! These guys were doing some insane tricks. I was hyped! But then, this one dude fell flat on his face. I felt bad, but I couldn’t help but laugh. Like, c’mon, man! As the sun started to set, I made my way to the Tsuma Castle ruins. It’s this cool historical spot. I sat there, just taking it all in. The sky was painted with oranges and pinks. I felt so grateful, ya know? But then, my phone buzzed. My buddy was like, “Where you at?” I was like, “Dude, I’m at the castle!” And he was like, “You’re such a nerd.” So, I headed back to Kōen-dōri, feeling all kinds of emotions. Happy, angry, surprised, you name it. Tsuma really knows how to throw a day at ya. I crashed on my couch, still wearing that “I ❤️ Tsuma” shirt, and thought, “What a wild ride.” And that’s my day in Tsuma, folks. Just another crazy adventure in this beautiful city!