Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a ratcatcher in Seonghwan is like a rollercoaster ride, but without the safety bar. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s barely up, and I’m already thinkin’ about the rats. Ugh, those little furballs.
First stop, I hit up the alley behind the Seonghwan Market. You know, the one on Gyeongbuk-ro? Yeah, that one. It’s like a rat buffet back there. I swear, I saw one the size of a cat. I’m talkin’ full-on “I could name it and take it home” size. I’m like, “Yo, buddy, you need to chill.”
So, I set my traps, right? And while I’m doin’ that, I hear this commotion. Turns out, some dude’s tryin’ to sell fish on the street. Like, who does that? It’s 8 AM! I’m thinkin’, “Bro, you’re gonna scare off the rats with that smell.” But nah, he’s all about that hustle. I respect it, but c’mon, man.
After that, I head over to the park near Seonghwan Station. It’s a nice spot, but guess what? More rats! I’m like, “Seriously? Can’t a guy catch a break?” I set up more traps, and while I’m waitin’, I see this cute dog. I’m talkin’ fluffy, wagging its tail like it’s got a secret. I’m like, “Aww, look at you, livin’ your best life.”
Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs up to me. He’s like, “Mister, do you catch rats?” I’m like, “Yeah, kid, I’m the rat whisperer.” He laughs, and I’m like, “Nah, for real. I’m just tryin’ to keep the city clean.” He gives me this look like I’m a superhero or somethin’. I mean, I guess I am, in a way.
But then, BAM! My phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Jin. He’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe this. There’s a rat in the convenience store on Dongseo-ro!” I’m like, “You serious? In the store?” I can’t even. I rush over there, dodging people like I’m in a video game.
When I get there, it’s chaos. People are freakin’ out, and I’m just standing there like, “What’s the big deal?” I mean, it’s just a rat. But nah, this one’s a legend. It’s runnin’ around like it owns the place. I’m like, “Alright, time to show this rat who’s boss.”
I set up my trap, and everyone’s watchin’ me like I’m on a reality show. I’m feelin’ the pressure, man. Finally, I catch it! The crowd goes wild. I’m like, “Yeah, that’s right! Ratcatcher extraordinaire!” But then, I trip over my own feet. Classic me.
After that, I’m feelin’ pretty good. I grab some tteokbokki from a street vendor on Seonghwan-ro. Best decision ever. Spicy, chewy, and just what I needed. I’m sittin’ there, eatin’ and thinkin’ about how wild this day’s been.
But wait, there’s more! I get a call from the city council. They’re like, “We need you to handle a rat problem at the community center.” I’m like, “You guys really can’t catch a break, huh?” So, I head over there, and it’s a whole scene. Kids are runnin’ around, and I’m like, “Guys, chill! There’s a rat!”
I finally catch the little guy, and the kids cheer. I’m feelin’ like a rockstar. But then, I realize I’ve got rat fur all over me. Great. Just great.
By the end of the day, I’m exhausted. I head home, and I’m thinkin’ about how crazy Seonghwan is. It’s got its charm, but man, the rats are relentless. I plop down on my couch, and I’m like, “What a day.”
So yeah, that’s a day in the life of a ratcatcher in Seonghwan. Full of surprises, chaos, and a whole lotta rats. Can’t wait to do it all again tomorrow!