Man, what a day! I swear, being a merchandiser in Orden is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.
First stop, the market on de Markt. I’m hustlin’ through the stalls, dodging tourists like I’m in some weird game of Frogger. I mean, c’mon, people! It’s a market, not a catwalk! Anyway, I’m checking out the local goods, and I spot this amazing cheese stall. Gouda, baby! I’m all about that cheese life. I grab a sample, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m grinning like an idiot, and then—BAM! Some dude bumps into me. My cheese! It’s on the ground! I’m like, “Dude, seriously?!”
So, I’m fuming, right? But I shake it off. I head over to the Varkensmarkt, thinking maybe I can find some cool merch ideas. But nah, it’s just a bunch of random stuff. I mean, who needs a giant wooden shoe? Not me! But then I see this cute little shop on de Korte Kerkstraat. It’s got all these quirky knick-knacks. I’m talking about the kind of stuff that makes you go, “Why do I need this? But I totally do!”
I’m in there, browsing, and I find this hilarious mug that says, “I’m not a morning person.” I laugh out loud, and the shopkeeper gives me this weird look. Like, chill, dude! It’s just a mug! But I buy it anyway. Gotta have that in my life.
Next, I’m off to the main street, de Langestraat. It’s packed! I’m trying to get to this meeting with a supplier, but it’s like a sea of people. I’m weaving through, and I swear, I almost tripped over a dog. Like, why do people bring their pets everywhere? I love dogs, but c’mon!
Finally, I make it to the café where we’re meeting. I’m sweating like a pig, and I walk in, and guess what? The supplier is late. Ugh! I order a coffee, and it’s the worst. Tastes like burnt rubber. I’m sitting there, scrolling through my phone, and I see a meme that says, “When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.” I chuckle, but then I’m like, “I’d rather have the lemons!”
After what feels like an eternity, the supplier shows up. He’s all flustered, and I’m like, “Dude, you’re late!” But we get down to business. We’re talking numbers, and I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like a pressure cooker. Then he drops this bomb: prices are going up. I’m like, “Are you kidding me?!” My brain’s racing, thinking about how I’m gonna explain this to my boss.
Meeting wraps up, and I’m outta there. I need a breather. I stroll down to the park, the Griftpark, to clear my head. It’s beautiful, man. Trees everywhere, people chilling, kids playing. I sit on a bench, and for a moment, I forget about the chaos. Just me, the sun, and a couple of ducks quacking like they own the place.
But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my boss. “We need to talk about the supplier.” Great. Just great. I’m like, “Can’t a person catch a break?” I text back, “On my way.”
I head back to the office, and I’m mentally preparing for the worst. I walk in, and my boss is all serious. I’m thinking, “This is it. I’m getting fired.” But then he’s like, “We need to brainstorm new ideas.” I’m like, “Phew!”
So, we start tossing around ideas, and suddenly, I’m feeling pumped. We come up with this wild concept for a pop-up shop in the city center. I’m talking about a whole vibe! I’m getting excited, and my boss is too.
By the end of the day, I’m exhausted but happy. I walk home through the streets of Orden, and I can’t help but smile. This city, man, it’s got its quirks, but it’s home. I think about all the craziness, and I’m like, “Bring it on, Orden! I’m ready for whatever you throw at me next!”
And that’s a wrap on my wild day. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!