Man, what a day! I swear, Myslenice really knows how to throw a curveball. So, I’m just chillin’ at my usual spot on ul. Krakowska, right? Just me and my charcoal, doin’ my thing. You know, the whole charcoal burner vibe. It’s peaceful, kinda zen, ya know? But then, bam! The chaos hits.
First off, I’m minding my own business, when this dude comes runnin’ by. Like, full-on sprinting. I’m thinkin’, “What’s up with this guy?” Turns out, he’s late for some wedding at the church on ul. Słowackiego. I mean, who gets married on a Tuesday? But hey, love is love, right? I chuckle to myself, picturing him trippin’ over his own feet. Classic.
Then, I decide to take a stroll down to the market square. You know, the one with the fountain? It’s usually a chill spot, but today? Nah, not today. There’s this massive crowd. I’m like, “What’s the deal?” Turns out, it’s some festival or something. Food stalls everywhere, people laughin’, kids runnin’ around. I’m feelin’ the vibe, man. I grab a zapiekanka, and let me tell ya, it was heavenly. Like, I could’ve married that thing.
But then, outta nowhere, this old lady starts yellin’. She’s all worked up about someone stealing her purse. I’m like, “Lady, chill! It’s just a purse!” But she’s not havin’ it. She’s flailing her arms, and I’m just standin’ there, tryin’ not to laugh. I mean, it’s kinda funny, but also sad, ya know?
So, I’m munchin’ on my zapiekanka, and I see this guy on a bike. He’s zoomin’ past, and I’m thinkin’, “Dude, slow down!” But he doesn’t. He hits a pothole on ul. Piłsudskiego and goes flying! I’m talkin’ full-on cartoon style. I can’t help but burst out laughin’. Like, how does that even happen?
After all that, I decide to head back to my spot. But guess what? My charcoal’s gone! I’m like, “Are you kidding me?” I look around, and there’s this kid, maybe 10 years old, just sittin’ there, playin’ with my charcoal like it’s a toy. I’m fuming! I march over, and I’m like, “Hey, buddy! That’s not a toy!” He just looks up at me with these big eyes, and I can’t stay mad. I mean, how can you be mad at a kid?
Finally, I make my way back home, exhausted but kinda happy. Myslenice is wild, man. It’s got this energy that just pulls you in. The streets, the people, the chaos—it’s all part of the charm. I plop down on my couch, and I’m just thinkin’ about the day. It was a rollercoaster, for sure.
So yeah, that’s my day in Myslenice. Full of surprises, laughter, and a bit of chaos. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!