Man, what a day! I swear, being a bodyguard in Nowa-Sarzyna is like being in a freakin' action movie, but without the cool stunts. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.
First off, I’m on my way to meet my client, some local big shot. Driving down ul. 1 Maja, I’m jamming to some tunes, feeling good. But then, bam! Traffic jam on ul. Słowackiego. Like, seriously? It’s a Tuesday! I’m stuck there, fuming. I mean, who even drives this slow? Turtles?
Finally, I get to the meeting spot, this café on ul. Kościuszki. It’s cute, but packed. I’m scanning the crowd, looking for trouble. You know, the usual. My client shows up, all smiles. But then, outta nowhere, this dude barges in, yelling about something. I’m like, “What’s this guy’s deal?” Turns out, he’s just mad about his coffee order. I mean, c’mon, bro, it’s just coffee!
So, I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “Dude, chill!” My client’s laughing, and I’m just standing there, ready to throw down if needed. But nah, the guy storms out, and I’m left thinking, “What a waste of my adrenaline.”
After that, we head to ul. Leśna for a quick tour of some property. It’s a nice area, but the vibe is off. I can feel it. My instincts are screaming. We’re walking, and I spot this sketchy guy lurking by the bushes. I’m like, “Not today, buddy.” I keep my eyes on him, and my heart’s racing.
Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, asking if I wanna grab a drink later. I’m like, “Dude, I’m working!” But I can’t help but smile. I mean, who doesn’t love a good drink after a crazy day?
Anyway, we finish the property tour, and I’m feeling a bit relieved. But then, we hit ul. Wspólna, and things go south. A car screeches to a halt, and I see the same sketchy guy from earlier. He’s got a baseball bat! My heart drops. I’m like, “Oh hell no!”
I push my client behind me, ready to throw down. But the guy just starts yelling about his ex or something. I’m standing there, confused. Like, dude, this isn’t a therapy session! But hey, at least he didn’t swing the bat.
After that, I’m just done. I need a break. We head to a local bar on ul. Główna. I order a beer, and it’s like heaven in a glass. I’m finally relaxing, thinking about how wild this day has been.
But then, my phone buzzes again. It’s my buddy, asking if I’m still down for drinks. I’m like, “You know what? Screw it. I deserve this.” So, I text him back, “Yeah, let’s do it!”
As I’m leaving the bar, I can’t help but laugh. This day was a rollercoaster. From coffee drama to baseball bat threats, Nowa-Sarzyna sure knows how to keep things interesting. I’m just glad I made it through without any major incidents.
So, yeah, that was my day. Just another day in the life of a bodyguard in Nowa-Sarzyna. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!