Man, what a day! I swear, being a cashier in Ursus is like riding a rollercoaster with no seatbelt. So, I roll into work at this little shop on ul. Słowiańska, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.
First customer walks in. This dude, I swear, he’s got a whole cart full of stuff. Like, bro, are you feeding an army? I’m scanning his items, and he’s just standing there, staring at me like I’m some kind of alien. I’m like, “Dude, it’s just a scanner, not a magic wand.” Finally, he pays, but then he drops his change all over the floor. I’m there, scrambling to pick it up, and he just walks out. Thanks for the help, man!
Then, outta nowhere, this lady comes in. She’s got a toddler who’s throwing a tantrum. I mean, full-on meltdown mode. Kid’s screaming like he’s auditioning for a horror movie. I’m trying to focus on the register, but all I can think is, “Why do kids have to be so dramatic?” I can’t even hear myself think!
After that, I get a break. Thank goodness! I step outside to ul. Siedlecka for some fresh air. It’s nice, you know? The vibe is chill, people are walking their dogs, and I’m just trying to breathe. But then, I see this guy on a bike. He’s zooming down the street, and I’m like, “Dude, slow down!” But he doesn’t. He swerves, almost hits a lady with a stroller. I’m like, “What’s wrong with people today?”
Back to work. The next customer is an old man. He’s super sweet, but he’s got a million coupons. I’m scanning them, and it’s taking forever. I’m thinking, “C’mon, grandpa, I love ya, but I got a line forming!” Finally, he’s done, and he gives me a smile. That made my day, honestly.
But then, the power goes out. Just like that! I’m standing there in the dark, and I’m like, “Great, just great.” I can hear people grumbling. I’m trying to keep it light, so I’m like, “Hey, at least we’re saving on electricity, right?” No one laughs. Tough crowd.
When the lights come back, it’s chaos. Everyone’s trying to pay at once. I’m like, “Chill, people! It’s not a race!” But they don’t listen. I’m ringing up items like a madman. I’m sweating, my hands are shaking, and I’m just praying I don’t mess up.
Finally, it’s closing time. I’m exhausted. I step outside, and it’s dark. Ursus looks different at night. The streetlights on ul. Słowiańska are flickering, and I’m just ready to go home. But then, I see a group of kids playing football in the street. They’re laughing, having a blast. I can’t help but smile.
So, yeah, that was my day. Full of ups and downs, but that’s life in Ursus, I guess. You never know what’s gonna happen next. Just gotta roll with it, right?