Man, what a day! I swear, Sabana-Grande really knows how to throw a curveball. Woke up this morning, sun shining like it was tryin’ to blind me. I’m like, “Chill, sun! I got stuff to do!” So, I grab my tools and head out.
First stop? Calle José de Diego. I’m just minding my biz, right? Then BAM! I see this old lady, doin’ her thing, selling empanadillas. I’m talkin’ the good stuff, like the ones that make you wanna cry. I’m like, “Yo, lady! Gimme two!” She smiles, and I’m already feelin’ the happiness bubble up.
But then, outta nowhere, this dude on a bike zooms past me. I swear he almost took my arm off! I’m like, “Bro, you tryna kill me or what?” He just laughs and keeps pedaling. I’m standing there, half-eating my empanadilla, half-fuming. Like, c’mon, man!
So, I keep walking down Calle San Antonio, right? And I see this mural. It’s huge, colorful, and honestly, it’s a masterpiece. I’m all about supporting local art, so I snap a pic. But then, I notice some kids tagging it. I’m like, “Seriously? You gotta ruin beauty with your scribbles?” I’m all for expression, but c’mon!
Then, I hit up the plaza. It’s packed! Families, kids runnin’ around, music blasting. I’m feelin’ the vibe, ya know? I sit down, take a breather, and just soak it all in. But then, this guy starts playing the accordion. And not just any accordion—like, the worst accordion ever. I’m cringing so hard, I think my face might crack.
But then, outta nowhere, this little girl starts dancing. She’s got moves! I’m talkin’ like she’s auditioning for “Dancing with the Stars.” I can’t help but smile. It’s like she’s channeling all the joy of Sabana-Grande. I’m like, “Okay, kid, you win!”
After that, I decide to hit up the hardware store on Calle Muñoz Rivera. I need some supplies for my next project. I walk in, and it’s chaos. People everywhere, and the owner, Don Carlos, is tryin’ to help everyone at once. I’m like, “Dude, you need a clone!”
Finally, I get what I need, but then I realize I left my wallet at home. Ugh! I’m so mad at myself. I’m like, “Really? You had one job!” Don Carlos just laughs and says, “Next time, bring your wallet, artisan!” I’m like, “Thanks for the reminder, Captain Obvious!”
So, I head back home, and I’m just exhausted. But then, I see the sunset over the mountains. It’s breathtaking. I stop, take a deep breath, and just appreciate it. Sabana-Grande, you crazy little town, you got my heart.
But wait, the day ain’t over yet! I get home, and my neighbor’s dog is barking like it’s auditioning for a horror movie. I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s just a squirrel!” But no, this dog is on a mission. I can’t even focus on my work.
Finally, I crash on my couch, and I’m just like, “What a day!” I’m happy, mad, surprised, and everything in between. Sabana-Grande, you wild ride, I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!