Man, what a day! I swear, Barcarena really knows how to throw a curveball. I woke up thinking it’d be just another boring day as an insurance agent. You know, the usual: selling policies, answering calls, and trying not to fall asleep at my desk on Rua da Liberdade. But nah, the universe had other plans. First off, I hit the road, and traffic on Avenida 25 de Abril was a nightmare. Like, seriously? It’s 8 AM, people! Get it together! I was stuck behind this old dude in a rusty Fiat. I mean, c’mon, it’s 2023! Get a new ride, man! I was fuming, thinking about how I’d be late for my first appointment. Finally, I get to the office, and guess what? My first client, Maria, cancels on me. Ugh! She texts me, “Sorry, can’t make it. Family emergency.” I get it, family comes first, but c’mon! I had a whole pitch ready! I was gonna wow her with the benefits of life insurance. Now I’m just sitting there, twiddling my thumbs, staring at the wall. Then, outta nowhere, my buddy João swings by. He’s like, “Dude, let’s grab a coffee at Café Central.” I’m like, “Sure, why not?” So we head over, and I’m trying to shake off the morning blues. The café’s packed, as usual. I mean, who doesn’t love a good bica, right? But then, I spill my coffee all over my shirt. Great. Just great. Now I look like a walking disaster. After that, I had to meet this guy, Carlos, on Rua da Paz. He’s looking to insure his new car. I’m thinking, “Finally, some good news!” But when I get there, he’s got this massive grin on his face. Turns out, he just won the lottery! Like, what?! I’m sitting there, trying to sell him insurance, and he’s talking about buying a yacht. A yacht! I’m like, “Dude, you need insurance for that!” But he’s too busy dreaming about sailing the Mediterranean. I’m happy for him, but also a bit jealous, ya know? I mean, who wouldn’t want to be rich and carefree? But then, I get a call from my boss. He’s like, “We need to talk about your sales numbers.” Oh great, just what I needed. I’m trying to explain how today’s been a rollercoaster, but he’s not having it. I can feel my blood boiling. After that, I decide to take a walk. I stroll down Rua da Alegria, trying to clear my head. The sun’s shining, and the vibe is chill. I see some kids playing futebol in the street, and it makes me smile. They’re laughing, having the time of their lives. I miss those days, man. No worries, just fun. But then, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and some guy just smashed his bike into a car parked on the side. I’m like, “Dude, are you okay?” He’s fine, just a bit shaken. But the car? Oof. It’s a mess. I can’t help but chuckle a bit. Like, only in Barcarena, right? As the day winds down, I head back to the office. I’m exhausted but kinda grateful. I mean, yeah, it was chaotic, but it was also... real. I love this city. The streets, the people, the unexpected moments. Barcarena’s got character, you know? So, I wrap up my day, thinking about all the craziness. I might not have sold a ton of policies, but I got stories. And honestly, that’s what makes this job worth it. Here’s to more wild days in Barcarena! Cheers!