Man, what a day! I swear, being a bailiff in Obidos is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. First off, I hit the streets of Obidos, and lemme tell ya, this town is a gem. Those cobblestone streets? Classic! I’m strutting down Rua Direita, feeling all fancy, when I trip over a loose stone. Like, c’mon! Who’s in charge of these roads? I’m a bailiff, not a stuntman! Anyway, I finally get to the office, and my boss is already on my case. “You gotta handle the mining permits today!” he says. I’m like, “Sure, no prob.” But then I remember, it’s not just any permits. It’s the ones for that new site near the castle. You know, the one that’s been the talk of the town? Everyone’s got an opinion, and I’m stuck in the middle. Great. So, I head over to the castle, right? It’s beautiful, but the vibe is tense. Locals are all riled up. “They’re gonna ruin our town!” one lady yells. I get it, but c’mon, we need jobs too! I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “Can’t we all just chill?” Then, outta nowhere, this dude starts shouting about how the mining will destroy the “soul of Obidos.” I mean, I get it, but dude, it’s not like we’re digging up the whole town! Just a little mining, right? But nah, he’s on a roll. I’m standing there, trying to look professional, but I’m dying inside. After that, I decide to grab a coffee at one of those cute little cafés on Praça de Santa Maria. You know, the ones with the pastel de nata? Heaven! But guess what? They’re out of them! I’m like, “Seriously?!” I settle for a bica, but it’s not the same. So, I’m sipping my coffee, trying to calm down, when I see this kid running around with a soccer ball. He kicks it, and boom! It hits me right in the leg. I’m like, “Hey, watch it, kid!” But he just laughs and runs off. I can’t help but chuckle. Kids, man. They’re wild. Finally, I head back to the office, and I’m ready to tackle those permits. But guess what? The system crashes! I’m sitting there, staring at the screen like it’s gonna magically fix itself. I’m losing it. “Why today?!” I shout. My coworker just shrugs. Great support, right? After what feels like an eternity, the system comes back up. I’m racing through the paperwork, and I finally get it done. I’m feeling like a champ! But then, I realize I forgot to sign one of the forms. Ugh! Back to square one. By the time I leave the office, it’s dark. I’m exhausted, but I can’t help but smile. Obidos is lit up, and it’s stunning. The castle looks majestic against the night sky. I stroll down Rua da Misericórdia, feeling a bit better. I stop by a little shop and grab some souvenirs. You know, the usual: ceramics, cork stuff. I’m thinking, “At least I can take a piece of this crazy day home.” As I head back, I reflect on the day. It was wild, emotional, and a bit chaotic. But that’s Obidos for ya. It’s got its quirks, just like me. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. So, yeah, that was my day. Just another day in the life of a bailiff in Obidos. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!