Man, what a day! I swear, being a swineherd in Oeiras is never boring. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it was anything but chill.
First off, I head down Rua da Liberdade. You know, the one that’s always buzzing with people? I’m just minding my own business, thinking about my pigs, when I bump into this old dude. He’s got this wild beard, like a wizard or something. He starts rambling about the best chouriço in town. I’m like, “Bro, I’m a swineherd, I know my chouriço!” But he just keeps going. I’m trying to be polite, but c’mon, I got pigs to tend to!
So, I finally escape him and make my way to the market. Oeiras’ market is lit! Fresh veggies, fish, and all that good stuff. I’m eyeing some fresh greens for my pigs. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past me, knocks over a whole stand of tomatoes! SPLAT! Red juice everywhere. I’m standing there, like, “Dude, what’s wrong with you?” The vendor is fuming, and I’m just trying not to laugh. I mean, it’s a total mess, but it’s kinda funny, right?
After that chaos, I decide to chill at the Jardim Municipal. It’s my favorite spot. The trees are all green, and there’s this fountain that’s super relaxing. I plop down on a bench, thinking about life. You know, the usual swineherd stuff. But then, I see this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I’m just trying to enjoy my peace, and they’re ruining it! I’m like, “Can’t you take it somewhere else?” But they don’t hear me, obviously.
Then, outta nowhere, I get a text from my buddy Miguel. He’s like, “Yo, let’s hit up the beach later!” I’m pumped! Oeiras has some of the best beaches. Praia de Santo Amaro is my jam. So, I’m daydreaming about the beach, and suddenly, I hear this loud crash. I look over, and a guy on a bike just wiped out! He’s okay, but his bike? Total wreck. I can’t help but chuckle. Oeiras is wild today!
Finally, I finish my errands and head to the beach. The sun’s setting, and it’s beautiful. I grab a beer from a beach bar. Life is good, right? But then, I see a seagull swoop down and steal someone’s fries! Like, what the heck? Those birds are ruthless! I’m laughing so hard, I almost spill my drink.
As the sun dips below the horizon, I think about my day. It was a rollercoaster, for sure. From old dudes to tomato disasters, and bike crashes to seagull heists. Oeiras, man, you never cease to amaze me. I love this place, even with all its craziness.
So, yeah, that was my day. Just another wild adventure as a swineherd in Oeiras. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!