Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a bouncer in Ribeirão is like riding a rollercoaster. You think you know what’s comin’, but nah, it’s always a surprise. So, I roll into work at this club on Avenida do Café, right? The sun’s settin’, and the vibe is chill. But I can feel it in my bones—tonight’s gonna be wild.
First off, I’m just standin’ there, checkin IDs, when this dude tries to sneak in. I mean, c’mon, bro! You think I don’t see you? I’m like, “Hey, man, you gotta be 18 to get in.” He rolls his eyes like I’m the problem. I’m just doin’ my job! I’m not the one who made the rules, ya know?
Then, outta nowhere, this girl comes up. She’s all dressed up, lookin’ like a million bucks. But she’s got this wild look in her eyes. I’m thinkin’, “What’s her deal?” Turns out, she just got dumped. Like, seriously? You come to a club to drown your sorrows? I get it, but still. I’m tryin’ to keep the peace here, not play therapist.
So, I’m tryin’ to keep an eye on things, right? And then I spot this group on Rua São Sebastião. They’re laughin’ and shoutin’, and I’m like, “Oh boy, here we go.” One guy trips over his own feet and spills his drink everywhere. Classic! I can’t help but laugh. But then, his buddies start gettin’ rowdy. I’m like, “Guys, chill! We’re not at a football match!”
And then, bam! A fight breaks out. I mean, c’mon! It’s Ribeirão, not a UFC match! I rush over, and it’s chaos. I grab one guy, and he’s like, “I didn’t do anything!” Yeah, right! You’re the one throwin’ punches! I’m tryin’ to separate them, and I’m thinkin’, “Why do I even do this?” But then I remember—gotta pay the bills, right?
After I break it up, I’m feelin’ all pumped. Adrenaline’s rushin’, and I’m like, “Yeah, I’m the king of the night!” But then, I look around, and the girl from earlier is cryin’ in the corner. Ugh, my heart! I go over, and I’m like, “Hey, you good?” She just shakes her head. I’m thinkin’, “Man, I’m not a counselor, but I can at least get you a drink.”
So, I get her a water, and we chat a bit. Turns out, she’s from São Paulo, just here for the weekend. I’m like, “Ribeirão’s got its charm, right?” She smiles, and for a second, I forget about the chaos. It’s nice to connect, ya know?
But then, just when I think it’s calmed down, the DJ drops a sick beat. The crowd goes wild! Everyone’s dancin’, and I’m just standin’ there, tryin’ to keep an eye on things. I’m thinkin’, “This is what it’s all about!” The energy is electric, and I can’t help but smile.
But wait! There’s more! A couple of guys start climbin’ on the bar. I’m like, “Seriously? You think this is a circus?” I rush over, and they’re like, “We’re just havin’ fun!” Yeah, well, fun’s gotta have limits, my dudes!
Finally, the night winds down. I’m exhausted, but it’s that good kind of tired. I step outside, and the air’s cool. I take a deep breath, lookin’ at the stars above Ribeirão. It’s a beautiful city, man. The lights, the streets, the people. Even with all the craziness, I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
So, yeah, that was my day. Full of ups and downs, but that’s life, right? Just another night in Ribeirão, where every moment’s a story. Can’t wait to do it all again tomorrow!