Man, what a day! I swear, being a bailiff in Bordusani is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s barely up, and I’m already dreading the chaos. I mean, Bordusani is a wild place. You got the streets like Strada Principala buzzing with life, and I’m just trying to sip my coffee without spilling it all over my shirt. First stop, the mining site. Ugh, the smell of coal and sweat hits ya like a brick. I roll up to the site on Strada Muncii, and it’s like a scene from a movie. Guys are yelling, machines are rumbling, and I’m just standing there, trying to figure out who’s in charge. Spoiler alert: no one is. So, I’m walking around, and I see this dude, Ion, trying to fix a broken drill. He’s got grease all over his face, looking like a raccoon. I’m like, “Yo, Ion, you need a hand?” He just grunts at me. Classic Ion. I mean, come on, man, we’re all in this together! Then, outta nowhere, this guy starts shouting. Turns out, he’s mad about his pay. I get it, money’s tight, especially in Bordusani. But dude, yelling ain’t gonna fix your wallet. I try to calm him down, but he’s not having it. “You don’t know my struggle!” he screams. I’m like, “Bro, I’m a bailiff, I know ALL the struggles.” After that little drama, I head over to Strada Victoriei. It’s a bit quieter there, thank goodness. I grab a quick bite at this little joint called “La Micul Pui.” Best chicken sandwich ever! Seriously, if you’re in Bordusani, you gotta try it. I’m munching away, and suddenly, I hear this loud crash. My heart drops. I rush outside, and there’s a truck flipped over! Like, what the heck? Turns out, some guy was speeding down the street and lost control. I mean, come on, it’s not a racetrack! I’m trying to help, but the driver’s just sitting there, dazed. I’m thinking, “Dude, you’re lucky to be alive!” Finally, I get back to the office on Strada Independentei. I’m exhausted, but there’s still work to do. I sit down, and my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Vlad. He’s like, “You won’t believe what happened!” I’m thinking, “Oh great, more chaos?” But nah, he just found a stray dog and named it Bordu. I can’t even. By the end of the day, I’m just done. I’m walking home, and the sun’s setting over the hills. Bordusani looks kinda beautiful, not gonna lie. The streets are lit up, people are laughing, and I’m just thinking about how crazy life is here. So yeah, that was my day. Full of surprises, anger, and a bit of joy. Bordusani, you’re a wild ride, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Just gotta keep my head up and my coffee close. Cheers to tomorrow!