Man, what a day! I swear, being an arborist in Chiscani is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.
First stop, Strada 1 Decembrie. I’m cruising down the street, and boom! Traffic jam. Like, seriously? It’s 8 AM! I’m stuck behind this old dude in a rusty Dacia. He’s going 20 in a 50 zone. I’m losing my mind. I mean, c’mon, man! I got trees to save!
Finally, I get to the park near Strada Mihai Viteazul. Beautiful spot, right? But guess what? Some kids are climbing my favorite oak. I’m like, “Hey! Get down from there!” They look at me like I’m the Grinch. I mean, I love kids, but not when they’re trying to turn my trees into jungle gyms.
After that, I head over to Strada Călărași. I’m checking out this sick old willow. It’s got character, you know? But then I see it—some idiot’s dumped trash all around it. I’m fuming! Like, who does that? I’m picking up bottles and wrappers, muttering to myself about how people can be so careless.
Then, outta nowhere, this lady walks by. She’s got a dog, and the dog’s just staring at me. I’m like, “What’s up, pup?” And she goes, “He thinks you’re weird.” I laugh, but inside I’m like, “Yeah, I’m the weird tree guy.”
Next, I head to Strada Tineretului. There’s this massive birch that needs trimming. I’m up in the tree, feeling like a superhero. But then, I slip! My heart drops. I’m hanging on for dear life, thinking, “This is how I go out? Tree guy falls from a birch?” But I catch myself. Phew!
After that, I’m feeling pumped. I grab a coffee at this little café on Strada Libertății. Best coffee ever! I’m sitting there, sipping, and I see this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I’m thinking, “Dude, chill! It’s just a coffee date.” But then, they start laughing. Turns out, they were just messing around. I’m like, “Man, love is weird.”
So, I finish my coffee and head to Strada Unirii. There’s this old man feeding pigeons. I stop to chat. He tells me stories about Chiscani back in the day. I’m all ears. He’s got this twinkle in his eye, and I’m thinking, “This is what life’s about.”
But then, I get a call. Emergency! A tree’s fallen on a car near Strada Victoriei. I rush over, heart racing. When I get there, it’s chaos. People everywhere, and the car’s crushed. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.”
I get to work, cutting branches, and I’m sweating like crazy. But then, I see a kid crying. His toy’s stuck under the car. I’m like, “I got you, buddy!” I reach under, grab the toy, and hand it to him. His face lights up. That moment? Totally worth it.
Finally, I finish up, and it’s getting dark. I’m exhausted but happy. I stroll down Strada Florilor, the street’s all lit up, and I can’t help but smile. Chiscani, you crazy little town, you’ve got my heart.
So, yeah, that was my day. Full of ups and downs, but that’s life, right? Just another day in the life of an arborist in Chiscani. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!