Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a guide in Cosmesti is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.
First stop, I’m at Strada Principala. It’s the main street, ya know? Packed with shops and cafes. I’m all hyped to show off the local vibe. But then, bam! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously? I’m just tryna vibe with the tourists, and I get hit by a flying poop bomb. Great start, right?
Anyway, I brush it off (literally) and move on. We hit up the local market. OMG, the fresh produce! I’m talkin’ tomatoes so red they look like they’re blushing. And the cheese? Don’t even get me started. I’m like, “You gotta try the telemea!” But then, this one tourist, bless their heart, asks if it’s vegan. I almost choked on my laughter. Like, dude, this is cheese, not tofu!
After that, we stroll down Strada Tineretului. It’s a cute little street with colorful houses. I’m feeling all artsy, ya know? But then, I see this group of kids playing football. They’re kicking the ball around, and one of ‘em accidentally sends it flying right at me. I dodge it like a ninja, but I’m like, “C’mon, kids! I’m not your target practice!”
Next, we head to the park. It’s called Parcul Central, and it’s beautiful. I’m talking fountains, flowers, the whole shebang. I’m trying to give my spiel about the history, but then this old lady starts feeding the ducks. And I mean, she’s feeding them like they’re her grandkids. I can’t help but laugh. I’m like, “Lady, those ducks are living their best life!”
But then, outta nowhere, a dog runs up and snatches her bread. Chaos ensues! The ducks are quacking like crazy, the lady’s yelling, and I’m just standing there, trying to keep it together. I’m like, “Welcome to Cosmesti, folks! Where even the ducks have drama!”
After the park, we hit up a local eatery on Strada Victoriei. I’m craving sarmale, right? So I order a plate. But when it arrives, it’s like a mountain of food. I’m talking Everest levels of sarmale. I’m trying to explain to my group how to eat it, but I’m so distracted by the sheer size of my meal. I’m like, “This is a workout and a meal!”
Then, the waiter comes over and says, “You know, we have a challenge. If you finish it, it’s free.” I’m like, “Challenge accepted!” But halfway through, I’m regretting my life choices. I’m sweating, my stomach’s protesting, and I’m like, “Why did I do this?” But hey, I’m not a quitter. I finish it, and the crowd goes wild!
By the end of the day, I’m exhausted but happy. I’ve seen the best and the craziest of Cosmesti. I’m walking back to my car, and I can’t help but smile. This city, man, it’s got character. It’s messy, it’s loud, but it’s home.
So yeah, that was my day. Full of surprises, laughter, and a bit of chaos. Just another day in the life of a guide in Cosmesti!