Man, what a day! I swear, being a shepherd in Urlati is wild. Like, I’m used to chillin’ with my sheep, but today? Total chaos.
So, I wake up early, right? The sun’s barely up, and I’m already out on Strada 1 Decembrie, just me and my flock. I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be a good day.” But nah, life had other plans.
First off, I’m walkin’ down the street, and I see this old lady, Mrs. Popescu, right? She’s always got her nose in everyone’s business. She starts yellin’ at me about my sheep. “They’re too loud!” she says. I’m like, “Lady, they’re sheep! What do you want me to do? Mute them?” I mean, come on!
Then, I head over to the market on Strada Victoriei. I’m hopin’ to grab some fresh bread. You know, the good stuff. But the line is insane! I’m standin’ there, and this dude in front of me is takin’ forever. He’s hagglin’ over a loaf like it’s gold. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, it’s just bread!”
Finally, I get my bread, and I’m feelin’ good. But then, bam! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, really? I’m just tryin’ to enjoy my day! I laugh it off, but inside, I’m fumin’.
Next, I decide to take a stroll by the park near Strada Mihai Viteazul. It’s a nice spot, you know? Kids playin’, people chillin’. I sit down on a bench, just watchin’ the world go by. But then, this kid runs by, and he kicks a soccer ball right into my face! I’m like, “What the heck, man?” The kid just laughs and runs off. I’m left there, stunned, bread in one hand, sheep in the other.
After that, I’m thinkin’ I need a drink. So, I hit up the local café on Strada Libertății. I order a coffee, and the barista, she’s cute, right? I try to flirt a bit, but I end up spillin’ my drink all over the counter. Smooth, real smooth. She just laughs, and I’m like, “Yeah, I meant to do that.”
Then, I get a call from my buddy, Ion. He’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe what happened!” Apparently, he saw a sheep on the loose near Strada Călărași. I’m like, “Great, just what I need!” So, I rush over there, and sure enough, there’s my sheep, just chillin’ in the middle of the street. Cars are honkin’, people are starin’. I’m runnin’ like a madman, tryin’ to wrangle it back.
Finally, I catch the little rascal. But man, I’m outta breath. I sit down on the curb, and I just laugh. Like, what a day, right?
As the sun sets, I head back home, exhausted but happy. Urlati is crazy, but it’s my crazy. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. I mean, where else can you have a day like this?
So yeah, that was my day. Just another wild ride in Urlati. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!