Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a lifeguard in Fagersta is like a rollercoaster ride, but today? Today was somethin’ else.
So, I roll up to the beach at Fagersta Strand, right? The sun’s blazin’, and I’m thinkin’, “This is gonna be chill.” But nah, not even close. First off, I’m settin’ up my station, and I see this kid, like, 10 years old, runnin’ around like a headless chicken. He’s on Storgatan, just sprintin’ towards the water. I’m like, “Dude, slow down!” But he’s got that wild look in his eyes.
Then, outta nowhere, this lady starts yellin’. Turns out, her dog, Max, decided to take a dip. I mean, come on, it’s a dog, right? But she’s freakin’ out like he’s about to drown. I’m like, “Chill, lady! He’s a retriever!” But she’s not havin’ it. I had to jump in and save Max. He’s just paddlin’ around, lookin’ at me like, “What’s the big deal?”
After that, I’m tryin’ to catch my breath when I spot a group of teens on the other side of the beach. They’re blastin’ music from a speaker, and it’s some weird mix of pop and techno. I’m like, “Dude, this is Fagersta, not a rave!” But they’re havin’ the time of their lives, so I let it slide.
Then, I see this couple on the rocks by the water. They’re all lovey-dovey, and I’m thinkin’, “Aww, young love.” But then, the dude pulls out a bottle of champagne. I’m like, “Seriously? You’re gonna pop that here?” Next thing I know, he’s sprayin’ it everywhere, and I’m dodgin’ bubbles like I’m in some weird action movie.
But the real kicker? This family shows up with a BBQ. Like, who brings a grill to the beach? They set it up right next to my lifeguard chair. I’m sittin’ there, tryin’ to keep an eye on the water, and all I can smell is burnt sausages. I’m like, “C’mon, people! This is a beach, not a cookout!”
And then, just when I thought it couldn’t get crazier, a storm rolls in. Outta nowhere! The sky goes dark, and I’m like, “Oh great, just what I need.” I start blowin’ my whistle, tellin’ everyone to get outta the water. But the teens? They’re still dancin’ like it’s no big deal. I’m yellin’, “Get out! It’s not safe!” But they just laugh at me.
Finally, I manage to get everyone out, and I’m soaked from the rain. I’m standin’ there, lookin’ like a drowned rat, and I can’t help but laugh. Like, what a day, right?
As the storm passes, the sun peeks out again. I’m sittin’ on my chair, watchin’ the waves crash against the rocks by Fagersta’s beautiful coastline. It’s kinda peaceful, ya know? I think about how wild today was.
I mean, Fagersta is usually chill. It’s a small town, not much goes down. But today? Today was a whirlwind. I’m exhausted but happy. I love this job, even with all the craziness.
So, yeah, that’s my day. Just another day in Fagersta, where the beach is wild, and the lifeguard’s gotta be ready for anything. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!