Man, what a day! I swear, Saevja (se) is a wild ride. I woke up late, as usual. Alarm? Nah, who needs that? So, I’m rushing outta my apartment on Kirova Street, coffee in one hand, tools in the other. Classic me, right?
First stop, this old café on Pushkina. Best coffee in town, but today? Ugh, they ran outta my usual. I’m like, “Seriously?!” I mean, how do you run outta coffee? It’s like a bakery running outta bread! So, I settle for some weird herbal tea. Not my vibe, but whatever.
Then, I get a call. My buddy, Alex, is like, “Yo, we got a job at the new mall on Lenina!” I’m pumped. New mall? Sweet! But then he drops the bomb. “We gotta install some high-tech sound system.” Great, right? But I’m thinking, “High-tech? What’s that even mean?”
So, I zoom over to the mall. Traffic on Gagarina is a nightmare. I’m stuck behind this ancient Lada that’s coughing like it’s about to die. I’m yelling at the windshield, “C’mon, man! Move it!” But no luck. Finally, I make it to the mall, and it’s massive. Like, bigger than my dreams!
We get inside, and it’s chaos. Workers everywhere, and I’m just trying to find the sound system. I’m wandering around, dodging people like it’s a video game. I finally find the tech crew on the second floor. They’re all huddled around this giant box. I’m like, “What’s that?” They look at me like I’m an idiot. “It’s the sound system!”
I’m thinking, “Great, let’s get this party started!” But then, surprise! The system is missing half the parts. I’m fuming. “Who orders a system without all the parts?!” I mean, c’mon! So, I call Alex, and he’s like, “Just improvise, man.” Improvise? I’m not a magician!
After a few hours of scrambling, we finally get it working. And when it does? Wow. The sound is insane! I’m talking bass that shakes your bones. I’m grinning like a kid in a candy store. But then, the manager walks in. He’s all serious, and I’m thinking, “Oh no, what now?”
He starts blasting the system, and it’s like a concert in there! People are stopping, looking, and I’m just standing there, soaking it all in. Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. I’m like, “Seriously?!” Everyone’s panicking, running around. I’m just trying to figure out if it’s a drill or the real deal.
Turns out, it was a false alarm. Phew! But my heart’s racing. I’m sweating bullets. After that, I just need a break. So, I head to this little park on Sovetskaya. It’s my go-to chill spot. I sit on a bench, take a deep breath, and just laugh. What a day, right?
As the sun sets, I’m thinking about how crazy Saevja (se) is. One minute, I’m installing sound systems, the next, I’m dodging fire alarms. It’s a rollercoaster, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything. I love this city, even with its quirks.
Finally, I head home, exhausted but happy. I can’t wait to tell Alex about the day. Saevja (se), you’ve done it again!