Man, what a day! I swear, Cerklje-na-Gorenjskem really knows how to throw a curveball. I woke up thinking it’d be just another boring day as an insurance agent. You know, the usual: sit at my desk, talk to clients, maybe sip some coffee. But nah, not today!
First off, I hit the road on Cesta na Brdo. Traffic was a nightmare! Like, come on, people! It’s not rush hour, why’s everyone driving like they’re in a race? I almost lost it. I mean, I get it, we all gotta hustle, but chill out!
Finally, I get to the office on Trg svobode. I’m already late, and my boss is giving me that look. You know the one. The “you better have a good excuse” look. So, I just smile and say, “Traffic was wild!” He rolls his eyes. Classic.
Then, I get a call from a client. This dude, let’s call him Mark, is freaking out. He’s got a leaky roof, and he’s convinced it’s gonna collapse any second. I mean, I get it, but c’mon! It’s just a little water! So, I rush over to his place on Ulica 1. maja.
When I get there, I’m hit with this smell. Like, what is that? Turns out, Mark’s been hoarding old pizza boxes. I’m talking mountains of them! I’m trying to focus on the roof, but I can’t stop thinking about how many rats must be living in there. Gross!
After I finally convince him to file a claim, I head back to the office. But wait! I see this cute little café on Cesta v Tuhinju. I can’t resist. I grab a coffee and a slice of their famous potica. OMG, it’s heavenly! I’m sitting there, just enjoying life, when I get a text from my buddy. He’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe what happened!”
Turns out, he was at the Cerklje market and saw a guy dressed as a giant mushroom. Like, what? I can’t even! I’m laughing so hard, people are staring at me. But hey, it’s Cerklje, anything can happen, right?
So, I finally get back to the office, and my boss is like, “Where have you been?” I tell him about the mushroom guy, and he just shakes his head. “You’re losing it,” he says. But honestly, I think he’s just jealous he didn’t see it!
Then, I get another call. This time, it’s a lady from Cesta na Gorenjskem. She’s all panicked about her car insurance. Apparently, she hit a tree. I mean, how do you even do that? I’m trying to be professional, but I can’t help but chuckle. “Did the tree jump out at you?” I ask. She’s not amused.
By the end of the day, I’m exhausted. I head home, and as I’m driving down Ulica Franca Rozmana, I see the sunset over the mountains. It’s beautiful. I take a moment to breathe it all in. Cerklje-na-Gorenjskem, you’re a wild ride, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
So yeah, that was my day. Full of craziness, laughter, and a bit of chaos. Just another day in the life of an insurance agent in this quirky little town!