Man, what a day! I swear, Ribnica is wild. I mean, I’ve been a bodyguard for years, but today? Pffft, it was like a movie. So, I roll into town early, right? Ribnica’s got that chill vibe, but it’s also buzzing. The streets are narrow, like, you could almost high-five someone across the road. I park my ride near the main square, you know, where all the cafes are. Grab a coffee at this little spot on Trg svobode. Best espresso in town, no joke. But then, bam! My phone buzzes. Client’s in trouble. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” I sprint down Cesta 1. maja, dodging tourists and locals. Seriously, people walk like they own the place. I’m weaving in and out, feeling like a freaking ninja. I get to the venue, this fancy restaurant on Ulica 15. maja. It’s packed. I spot my client, sweating bullets. He’s got this big deal going down, and I can see the tension. I’m trying to keep it cool, but inside, I’m like, “Dude, chill!” Suddenly, a group of rowdy guys bursts in. They’re loud, obnoxious, and I can feel the vibe shift. My instincts kick in. I’m scanning the room, heart racing. I’m thinking, “Not today, fellas.” One of them bumps into me. I’m like, “Watch it, bro!” But he just laughs. I’m fuming. I mean, come on! I’m here to protect, not to play nice. Then, outta nowhere, my client’s phone rings. It’s his ex. Drama alert! She’s yelling about some old beef. I’m standing there, trying to keep my cool while this dude’s life is falling apart. I’m thinking, “Can’t a bodyguard catch a break?” But then, the unexpected happens. The rowdy guys start causing a scene. They’re throwing chairs, and I’m like, “Oh hell no!” I jump in, pushing my client behind me. Adrenaline’s pumping. I’m ready to throw down. I grab one of the guys, and he’s all like, “What’s your problem, man?” I’m thinking, “You are my problem!” But I keep it chill. I’m not trying to escalate. Just trying to protect my guy. Finally, the bouncers show up. Thank goodness! They kick the troublemakers out, and I’m left standing there, heart still racing. My client’s shaking, but he’s safe. I’m like, “Dude, you owe me big time.” After that chaos, we head out to the riverbank. It’s peaceful there, you know? The Kolpa River is flowing, and I can finally breathe. I’m thinking about how Ribnica can be so beautiful, even when it’s crazy. We grab some food at a little joint on Ulica Šolska. I’m starving! I order a burger, and it’s massive. I’m talking, like, two hands needed to hold it. I take a bite, and it’s heavenly. I’m like, “This is what life’s about!” But then, my phone buzzes again. Another alert. I’m like, “Seriously?!” Turns out, there’s been a minor incident at the market on Ulica Koroška. I’m thinking, “Can’t a guy catch a break?” So, we head over. It’s a small crowd, nothing major. Just some guy trying to sell fake watches. I’m rolling my eyes. I mean, who falls for that? But hey, Ribnica’s got its quirks. By the time I wrap up the day, I’m exhausted. I’ve seen the best and worst of this town. Ribnica, you’re a trip! I love the vibe, the people, the chaos. But man, I need a drink. As I drive home, I’m smiling. This city, with its narrow streets and lively squares, it’s got my heart. Even on the craziest days, it’s home. And I wouldn’t trade it for anything.