Man, what a day in Kezmarok! Like, seriously, I can’t even. Woke up thinking it’d be chill, ya know? But nah, life had other plans.
First off, I hit the streets of Hlavná. It’s like the main drag, right? I’m just strolling, minding my own biz, when I see this old dude feeding pigeons. Classic, right? But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon poops on his head! I’m dying, like, can’t breathe. The guy just looks up, totally confused. I mean, come on, that’s some bad luck.
Then I swing by the Kežmarský hrad. That castle is dope! I mean, it’s got history, vibes, and all that jazz. But guess what? It’s closed for renovations. Ugh! I was ready to channel my inner knight. Instead, I just stood there, staring at the walls like a lost puppy.
So, I’m walking down Mlynská street, right? And I spot this cute café. I’m like, “Yes, coffee time!” I order a cappuccino, and the barista is super chill. We start chatting about the best spots in town. He mentions the local market on Námestie, and I’m like, “I gotta check that out!”
But then, I spill my coffee all over my shirt. Great. Just great. Now I look like a walking disaster. I’m trying to clean it up, but it’s like the universe is laughing at me.
Finally, I make it to the market. It’s buzzing! Fresh fruits, veggies, and all these cool handmade crafts. I’m in heaven. I grab some local cheese and bread. Yum! But then, I see this guy trying to haggle over a tomato. Like, dude, it’s a tomato, not a gold bar!
I’m just about to leave when I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, a street performer is doing some crazy juggling act. I’m like, “Wow, this guy’s got skills!” But then, he drops a flaming torch. Fire everywhere! People are screaming, and I’m just standing there, half-amazed, half-terrified.
After that wild show, I decide to chill by the Poprad River. It’s so peaceful there. I sit on a bench, munching on my cheese, feeling all zen. But then, this group of kids runs by, playing tag, and one of them trips and falls right in front of me. I’m like, “Oh no!” But he just gets up, laughs it off, and keeps running. Kids are tough, man.
As the sun starts to set, I head back towards the center. The streets are lit up, and it’s just beautiful. I pass by the Church of St. Cross, and it’s stunning at night. I stop to take a pic, but my phone dies. Of course! Just my luck.
I finally make it back to my place, exhausted but happy. Kezmarok, you crazy little town, you’ve got my heart. I mean, who knew a day could be so wild? From pigeon poop to juggling fire, I’m never gonna forget this.
So yeah, that was my day. Just another adventure in Kezmarok. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!