Man, what a day! I swear, being a prison warden in Levice is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.
First off, I hit the streets of Levice. I’m cruising down the main drag, Hlavná ulica, and I’m thinking, “This place is kinda cute.” You got the old buildings, the vibe, and then BAM! A pigeon poops on my windshield. Great start, right? I’m like, “Really, dude? You couldn’t aim better?”
Anyway, I get to the prison, and it’s already buzzing. I mean, it’s Levice, so you know it’s not gonna be a quiet day. I walk in, and my buddy Jozef is already ranting about some inmate who thinks he’s a philosopher now. Like, dude, you’re in prison, not a coffee shop!
So, I’m trying to keep my cool, but then I get a call. Some guy from the local police station is like, “Hey, we got a situation.” My heart drops. What now? Turns out, there’s a protest outside. Yeah, right outside the prison! People waving signs, shouting stuff. I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need.”
I step outside, and it’s a scene. People are yelling about prisoners’ rights. I’m like, “Listen, I get it, but these guys are in here for a reason!” But nooo, they don’t wanna hear it. I’m standing there, trying to look tough, but inside I’m just rolling my eyes.
Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to me. She’s waving a sign that says, “Free the innocent!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m just the warden, not a magician!” But she’s relentless. “You gotta do something!” I’m thinking, “What do you want me to do? Open the gates and let ‘em all out?”
After that chaos, I head back inside, and guess what? The power goes out. Perfect timing, right? I’m in the dark, and all I can think is, “This is how horror movies start.” I’m fumbling around, trying to find my flashlight, and I bump into a wall. Classic me.
Finally, the lights flicker back on, and I’m greeted by a bunch of grinning inmates. They think it’s a party or something. I’m like, “Guys, this isn’t a club! Get back to your cells!” But they just laugh. Ugh, I can’t even.
Later, I decide to take a breather. I step outside for some fresh air, and I’m walking down Špitálska street. It’s quiet, and I’m finally catching my breath. But then I see a group of kids playing football. They’re having a blast, and I can’t help but smile. It’s moments like this that remind me why I do what I do.
But then, I hear a loud crash. I whip around, and some kid just kicked the ball into a car. Oh man, the owner is NOT happy. I’m thinking, “Great, now I gotta play referee.” I walk over, and the kid’s face is priceless. He’s like, “I didn’t mean to!” I’m like, “Yeah, well, you better learn to aim!”
By the end of the day, I’m exhausted. I head home, and I’m just thinking about how wild Levice can be. From protests to power outages to kids playing football, it’s never a dull moment. I plop down on my couch, and I’m like, “What a ride.”
So yeah, that was my day. Just another day in Levice, where the unexpected is the norm, and I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Well, maybe a quiet day once in a while. But who am I kidding? I thrive on the chaos!