Man, what a day! I’m a shepherd, right? Spent most of my time chillin’ with my sheep, but today? Oh boy, today was a whole different story. So, I’m in Rimavska-Sobota, a place I usually love. But today? It was like a rollercoaster, and not the fun kind.
First off, I wake up late. Like, really late. My sheep were bleatin’ like crazy. They were probably like, “Dude, where’s breakfast?” I rush outta my little shack on Hlavná Street, and I’m already feelin’ the stress. I mean, I love my sheep, but they don’t understand the concept of time, ya know?
So, I’m herding them down to the market. The sun’s blazin’, and I’m sweatin’ like a pig. I pass by the old church on Námestie Špitálska, and it’s lookin’ all majestic and stuff. I’m like, “Wow, I should take a pic.” But then I remember I don’t have time for that. My sheep are on a mission, and they don’t care about my Instagram feed.
I finally get to the market, and it’s packed. I mean, people everywhere! I’m tryin’ to sell some wool, but it’s like no one’s interested. I’m like, “C’mon, folks! This is top-notch wool!” But they just look at me like I’m some kinda weirdo. I mean, I get it, I’m a shepherd, but still!
Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs up to me. He’s got a sheepdog, and he’s all like, “Can I pet your sheep?” I’m like, “Sure, kid, but don’t scare ‘em!” And guess what? The sheep freak out! They start runnin’ everywhere. I’m chasin’ them down Špitálska Street, and I’m yellin’ like a madman. People are laughin’ at me. Great, just great.
After I finally wrangle them back, I’m feelin’ all proud, right? But then I see this old lady on the corner of Mlynská Street. She’s tryin’ to cross, but she’s super slow. I’m like, “C’mon, lady, I got sheep to tend to!” But I can’t be rude, so I help her across. She thanks me, and I’m like, “No prob, just doin’ my shepherd duty.”
Then, I head to the café on Jozefa Karola Hella Street. I need a coffee, like, yesterday. I order a cappuccino, and the barista is all flirty. I’m like, “Lady, I’m just here for the caffeine!” But she keeps talkin’, and I’m tryin’ to focus on my sheep. I mean, I love a good chat, but not when I’m on a sheep mission!
Finally, I get my coffee, and I’m feelin’ a bit better. I sit outside, watchin’ the world go by. There’s this street musician playin’ some tunes, and it’s kinda nice. I’m tappin’ my foot, thinkin’ maybe today ain’t so bad after all.
But then, BAM! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. I’m like, “Are you kidding me?!” I look around, and everyone’s laughin’ again. I’m just a shepherd tryin’ to make a living, and now I’m a poop target. Great.
So, I finish my coffee, and I’m headin’ back home. I’m walkin’ down the streets, thinkin’ about how crazy today was. I mean, I love Rimavska-Sobota, but some days, it just throws you for a loop.
I finally get back to my sheep, and they’re all chillin’. I’m like, “See? This is what it’s all about.” I sit down, watchin’ the sunset over the hills. It’s peaceful, and I’m reminded why I do this.
So yeah, today was wild. But at the end of the day, I’m just a shepherd in Rimavska-Sobota, livin’ my best life, even if it’s a bit messy sometimes.