Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a ratcatcher in Chudei is like a rollercoaster ride, but without the safety bar. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s barely up, and I’m already thinkin’ about the rats. Ugh, those little furballs.
First stop, Vulytsia Haharina. I swear, it’s like a rat convention there. I’m walkin’ down the street, and I see this massive rat. I mean, this thing was the size of a cat! I’m like, “Yo, buddy, you payin’ rent?” But nah, he just scurries off. Typical.
Then I hit up Vulytsia Kostiantynivska. I’m tryin’ to catch a break, grab a coffee, ya know? But the barista? She’s got a pet rat on her shoulder! I’m like, “Lady, you do realize that’s a rat, right?” She just laughs. I’m thinkin’, “This city is wild.”
So, I finally get my coffee, and I’m feelin’ good. But then, BAM! A whole swarm of rats comes outta nowhere. I’m talkin’ like a scene from a horror movie. I drop my coffee. I’m like, “Noooo!” But I gotta focus. I pull out my traps, and it’s game on.
I’m chasin’ these little monsters down Vulytsia Shevchenka. I’m runnin’, trippin’, and I swear I almost face-planted. But I catch a couple. Victory! I’m feelin’ like a hero. But then, I hear this loud crash.
I turn around, and it’s a delivery truck. It’s toppled over! I’m like, “What the heck?!” Turns out, the driver was tryin’ to dodge a rat. I can’t even. Now there’s chaos everywhere. People are yellin’, rats are scatterin’, and I’m just standin’ there like, “What did I do to deserve this?”
After the dust settles, I head over to Vulytsia Pivdenna. I’m exhausted, but I see this old lady. She’s got a broom, and she’s tryin’ to shoo away a rat. I’m like, “Ma’am, you need a professional!” She just glares at me. I’m thinkin’, “Okay, I get it. I’m not exactly a knight in shining armor.”
But then, she hands me a piece of pie. I’m like, “Whoa, this is the best bribe ever!” I take a bite, and it’s heavenly. I’m feelin’ all warm inside. Maybe Chudei ain’t so bad after all.
Later, I’m back on Vulytsia Lvivska, and I spot a group of kids. They’re laughin’ and pointin’ at a rat. I’m like, “Guys, that’s not a pet!” But they’re all about it. I can’t help but chuckle. Kids are wild.
As the sun sets, I’m headin’ home, thinkin’ about my day. I caught some rats, made a lady’s day, and even got pie. Not too shabby, right? But man, I’m beat. Tomorrow’s another day in Chudei, and I’m ready for whatever craziness comes my way. Bring it on!