Man, what a day! Seriously, I can’t even. So, I wake up in Koreiz, right? Beautiful place, but today? Ugh.
First off, I’m late for work. Classic me. I sprint down Yalta-Koreiz highway, dodging tourists like I’m in some weird video game. Koreiz is stunning, tho. The sea, the mountains, all that jazz. But I’m just trying to get to the office.
I finally get there, and guess what? The printer’s jammed. Like, come on! I’m ready to throw it out the window. I mean, who even uses paper anymore? But no, I gotta print out these reports. So, I’m wrestling with this ancient machine, and my coworker, Oleg, walks in. He’s like, “Need help?” I’m like, “Nah, I got this.” Spoiler: I didn’t.
After 30 mins of wrestling, I finally get it to work. I’m sweating like I just ran a marathon. Oleg’s laughing at me. Great. Just what I needed.
Then, I get a call from a client. They’re freaking out about some project. I’m trying to calm them down, but they’re like, “This is unacceptable!” I’m like, “Dude, chill. We’re in Koreiz, not a war zone.” But they don’t get it.
Finally, I take a break. I head to the beach on Kirova Street. The sun’s shining, and I’m thinking, “Okay, this isn’t so bad.” I grab a coffee from that cute little café, you know, the one with the blue awning? Yeah, that one.
But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. Like, seriously? I’m stuck there, drenched, looking like a wet dog. I laugh it off, but inside? I’m raging.
I decide to head back to the office. On the way, I pass by the Koreiz Palace. It’s gorgeous, but I’m too grumpy to appreciate it. I’m just thinking about how I need to get my life together.
Back at the office, I find out my boss is in a mood. He’s pacing around like a caged lion. I’m like, “Dude, it’s just a Tuesday.” But he’s all about deadlines and stress. I can’t even.
Then, out of nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s a message from my friend, Katya. She’s like, “Let’s hit the beach later!” I’m like, “Yes! Finally, some fun!”
So, I finish up my work, and I’m outta there. I meet Katya at the beach, and it’s like a whole different world. The sun’s setting, and the sky is all pink and orange. We grab some ice cream from that stand near the pier. I get chocolate, of course.
We’re just chilling, laughing about my day. I tell her about the printer and the client. She’s cracking up. I’m like, “I should’ve just become a beach bum.”
As the sun sets, I realize, yeah, today was a mess. But it’s Koreiz, and it’s beautiful. I mean, who can stay mad with views like this?
So, I head home, exhausted but happy. Tomorrow’s another day, right? Let’s hope it’s less chaotic. But knowing me? Probably not.