Man, what a day! I swear, if I had a dollar for every crazy thing that happened in Novi-Sanzhary today, I’d be rich. So, I roll outta bed, ready to tackle the day. Got my tools, my coffee, and a playlist that slaps. First stop? Some old dude on Haharina Street. He’s got this ancient radio that’s seen better days. I mean, it looked like it survived a war or something.
I get there, and he’s like, “Can you fix it?” I’m like, “Sure, but it’s gonna cost ya.” He looks at me like I just asked for his firstborn. I mean, c’mon, it’s not like I’m asking for a kidney! Anyway, I dive in, and surprise, surprise, it’s a mess. Wires everywhere, like a spaghetti explosion. I’m sweating bullets, cursing under my breath.
Then, outta nowhere, his cat jumps on the table. I’m like, “Dude, your cat’s trying to sabotage my work!” But the old guy just laughs. I’m thinking, “Great, now I’m competing with a cat.” Finally, I get it working. The radio crackles to life, and the dude’s face lights up. I’m feeling like a rockstar.
Next, I head over to the market on Shevchenka Street. It’s packed! People everywhere, buying veggies, chatting, living life. I’m just trying to get to my next gig. But then, I spot this stand selling the best varenyky. I can’t resist. I grab a plate, and man, they’re heavenly. I’m stuffing my face, and this babushka starts chatting me up. She’s telling me about her garden, and I’m nodding, but all I can think about is how good these dumplings are.
After that, I’m back on the grind. I get a call from a client on Kropyvnytskoho Street. “My TV’s broken!” they say. I’m like, “Lady, it’s probably just unplugged.” But I head over anyway. Turns out, it was just a loose cable. I fix it in two minutes. She’s so grateful, she offers me tea. I’m like, “Sure, why not?”
But then, her dog decides it’s playtime. I’m trying to drink tea, and this pup is all over me. I’m dodging slobber and trying to sip. It’s a whole circus. I finally escape, and I’m thinking, “What’s next? A cat on a roof?”
I’m driving down the road, and I see this massive pothole on Vulytsia Svitlana. I swear, it’s like a crater. I’m dodging it like it’s a landmine. I can’t believe the city hasn’t fixed it yet. I mean, come on, it’s been there for ages!
Finally, I wrap up my day at a small café on Vulytsia Kostiantynivska. I’m exhausted but happy. I sit down, order a coffee, and just chill. I’m reflecting on the day, and it hits me—Novi-Sanzhary is wild. It’s got its quirks, its characters, and I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
So, yeah, that was my day. Full of surprises, laughter, and a bit of chaos. Just another day in the life of a radio-electronic installer in this crazy little town. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!