Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a glazier in Bedford is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.
First job was on Castle Road. Nice little café, The Coffee House. I’m there, ready to replace a cracked window. Easy peasy, right? Wrong! Turns out, the owner, bless her heart, forgot to tell me about the “special” glass she ordered. It’s like, “What’s so special about it?” I’m thinkin’ it’s gonna be some fancy, high-tech stuff. Nah, just a pain in my backside!
So, I’m wrestlin’ with this glass, and it’s slippery as a wet fish. I drop it. Boom! Shatters everywhere. I’m standin’ there, lookin’ like a right muppet. The café’s packed, and everyone’s starin’ at me. I can feel my face goin’ redder than a tomato. The owner’s like, “You alright, love?” I’m like, “Yeah, just givin’ the floor a new look!”
After that disaster, I head over to the High Street. Gotta fix a shop window for this trendy boutique. You know, the one with all the overpriced clothes? Yeah, that one. I’m thinkin’, “This’ll be easy.” But no! The shopkeeper, a proper diva, starts fussin’ over the color of the sealant. “It has to match the vibe!” she says. I’m like, “Lady, it’s sealant, not a fashion statement!”
Finally, I get it done. She’s happy, I’m relieved. But then, as I’m packin’ up, I see this kid on the street. He’s tryin’ to impress his mates by doing tricks on his skateboard. And guess what? He wipes out right in front of me! I’m like, “Ouch!” But then, he gets up, brushes himself off, and goes, “I meant to do that!” Classic! Made me chuckle.
Next, I’m off to the river. The Great Ouse, beautiful spot. I love it there. But today? Nah. There’s a bunch of geese, and they’re not in the mood for company. I’m walkin’ by, and one of ‘em hisses at me! Like, excuse me, mate? I’m just tryin’ to enjoy the view! I swear, those geese think they own the place.
After that, I’m feelin’ a bit peckish, so I swing by the Bedford Market. You know, the one on the Embankment? I grab a bacon sarnie from this stall. Best decision ever! I’m munchin’ away, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, I spill some sauce on my shirt. Great, just great. Now I look like I’ve been in a food fight.
By the time I get to my last job, I’m knackered. It’s on St. Peter’s Street, fixing a window for a pub. The landlord’s a right character, always crackin’ jokes. He says, “You’re late, mate! Did ya get lost?” I’m like, “Nah, just had a run-in with some geese!” He laughs, and it’s nice to end the day on a high note.
So, I finish up, and as I’m packin’ my tools, I think about the day. It was mad, chaotic, and full of surprises. But that’s Bedford for ya. It’s got its quirks, just like me. I love this city, even when it drives me bonkers.
As I head home, I can’t help but smile. Tomorrow’s another day, and who knows what it’ll bring? Just gotta keep my head up and watch out for those geese!