Man, what a day! I woke up in Bourne, UK, and thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.
First off, I’m a scientist, right? So, I’m all about that lab life. But today? Nah, the universe had other plans. I was just about to head to the lab on North Street when I realized I forgot my notes. Classic me. So, I sprinted back to my flat on South Street. I swear, I could’ve won a marathon with how fast I was running.
Anyway, I finally grab my notes and head out. But guess what? It starts pouring. Like, seriously? I’m soaked in seconds. I’m dodging puddles like I’m in some weird Bourne Olympics. I mean, come on, it’s not like I’m made of sugar!
So, I’m drenched, but I get to the lab. And there’s this massive traffic jam on the A15. I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need.” I get to the lab, and my colleague, Sarah, is like, “You look like a drowned rat.” Thanks, Sarah. Just what I wanted to hear.
We’re working on this project about local wildlife. Bourne’s got some cool stuff, like the Bourne Woods. But today, I’m just not feeling it. I’m staring at my microscope, and all I can think about is how I need a coffee. Like, NOW.
So, I pop out to the café on West Street. It’s a cute little spot, but the barista is super slow. I’m standing there, tapping my foot, thinking, “C’mon, I’ve got science to do!” Finally, I get my coffee, and it’s like heaven in a cup. I’m feeling a bit better.
But then, I step outside, and BOOM! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Seriously? I’m standing there, covered in bird droppings, and I can’t help but laugh. Like, what are the odds? I’m in Bourne, trying to be a serious scientist, and I’m a walking mess.
I head back to the lab, and Sarah’s cracking up. “You’re a real-life science experiment now!” she says. I roll my eyes but can’t help but chuckle.
Later, we decide to take a break and walk around the town. Bourne’s got this lovely vibe. The Market Place is buzzing, and there’s this old church on the corner. I love the history here. But then, I see this kid with a balloon, and I’m like, “Aww, that’s cute.” But then the balloon pops, and the kid starts crying. I’m like, “Oh no, not the balloon!”
We keep walking, and I spot the Bourne Eau. It’s this little river, and I’m thinking, “This is nice.” But then I see some litter. Ugh, come on, people! Can’t we keep our town clean? I’m getting all riled up about it.
By the time we get back to the lab, I’m exhausted. But then, we get a call about a local wildlife sighting. Some rare bird or something. I’m pumped! We grab our gear and head out to the Bourne Woods.
And let me tell you, it was magical. We see this beautiful bird, and I’m just in awe. All the craziness of the day fades away. I’m snapping pics, and I can’t stop smiling. This is why I love being a scientist.
But then, as we’re leaving, I trip over a root and fall flat on my face. Of course, Sarah’s laughing again. “You’re a real klutz today!” she says. I can’t even be mad. I just laugh it off.
Finally, we wrap up the day, and I’m heading home. I’m tired, dirty, and a bit bruised, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Bourne, you crazy little town, you’ve got my heart. What a wild ride!