Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, Cheam really knows how to throw a curveball. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.
First off, I’m a Torcador, which means I’m all about that sweet, sweet torque life. But today? Ugh. I head down to Cheam Common Road, and it’s like a freakin’ obstacle course. Buses everywhere, people jaywalking like they own the place. I’m dodging folks left and right. Like, c’mon, people! It’s not a game of Frogger!
Then, I get to the park, Cheam Park, ya know? It’s usually my zen spot. But today? It’s packed! Kids screamin’, dogs barkin’, and I’m just tryna find a quiet bench. Finally, I spot one, but it’s got a pigeon on it. Like, seriously? I’m not sharing my bench with a bird! So, I shoo it away, and it gives me this look like, “You think you own this?” I’m like, “Yeah, I do now!”
So, I sit down, finally ready to chill. But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my mate, Dave. He’s like, “Yo, meet me at The Olde Red Lion.” I’m thinkin’, “Great, more chaos.” But I’m also kinda hungry, so I’m in. I stroll down Cheam Village, and it’s all cute and quaint, but I’m not in the mood for cute. I just want a pint and some peace.
I get to the pub, and it’s packed. Like, why is everyone in Cheam suddenly a social butterfly? I squeeze through the crowd, and I finally find Dave. He’s at the bar, lookin’ like he’s just won the lottery. I’m like, “What’s up, mate?” He’s all hyped about some local football match. Apparently, Cheam’s team is on fire. I’m like, “Cool, but can we talk about my day?”
So, we grab a couple of pints, and I start venting. I’m like, “Dude, I had a pigeon showdown today.” He laughs so hard, he nearly spills his drink. I mean, it’s funny, but also, I’m serious! Pigeons are ruthless!
Then, outta nowhere, this guy walks in. He’s wearing a full-on suit, looking like he just stepped outta a business meeting. But he’s got a massive ice cream cone. I’m talkin’ like, it’s bigger than his head! Everyone’s staring, and I’m just thinkin’, “Is this a thing now? Ice cream in suits?” It’s Cheam, so who knows?
After a few more pints, we decide to hit the streets. We wander down to Cheam High Street, and it’s lit! Shops everywhere, people laughing, and I’m feelin’ good. But then, I see this street performer. He’s juggling flaming torches, and I’m like, “Dude, that’s dangerous!” But also, kinda cool. I mean, who doesn’t love a bit of danger, right?
But then, BAM! One of the torches goes flying! It nearly hits this poor lady. She’s like, “What the heck?!” And I’m just standing there, mouth agape. The performer’s all flustered, and I’m like, “Bro, maybe stick to juggling balls next time?”
Finally, we end up at the Cheam Library. I’m not even sure how we got there, but it’s quiet, and I’m like, “Thank goodness.” I sit down on a bench outside, and I’m just reflecting on the day. It’s been wild, emotional, and honestly, a bit exhausting. But that’s Cheam for ya. One minute you’re chillin’, the next you’re dodging pigeons and juggling fire.
As the sun sets, I’m thinkin’ about how crazy life is. Cheam’s got its quirks, but it’s home. And even on the craziest days, I wouldn’t trade it for anything. So, here’s to more wild days in Cheam! Cheers! 🍻