Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a Master of the Forest ain’t always about chillin’ with the trees. Sometimes, ya gotta deal with the madness of the city. So, I woke up in my cozy little cabin, right? Birds chirpin’, sun peekin’ through the leaves. Perfect start, yeah? But then, boom! My phone buzzes. “Oi, mate! You gotta come to Cwmafan!” Cwmafan? Really? I mean, it’s a small place, but it’s got its quirks. I’m thinkin’, “What’s goin’ on there?” So, I throw on my boots, grab my trusty walking stick, and head out. First off, the drive. Oh boy. I’m cruisin’ down the A4107, and it’s like a scene from a bad movie. Traffic everywhere! I’m stuck behind this old banger, and the driver’s just sittin’ there, probably lookin’ for a parking space on the Mynydd. Like, c’mon, mate! Move it! Finally, I get to Cwmafan. The streets are packed. I park up near the local shops on Commercial Street. I step out, and the smell hits me. Fish and chips from the chippy nearby. My stomach growls. But no time for that! I gotta see what’s up. I stroll down to the park, right? It’s a nice little spot, but today? It’s chaos. Kids runnin’ around, dogs barkin’, and some bloke’s tryin’ to set up a bouncy castle. I’m thinkin’, “This is gonna end in tears.” And guess what? It does! The thing pops, and kids are cryin’. Classic! Then, I bump into my mate, Dave. He’s always got some wild story. “You won’t believe it, mate! I saw a fox in the middle of the road!” I’m like, “In Cwmafan? No way!” But he swears it’s true. I mean, I’ve seen some weird stuff in the forest, but a fox in the city? That’s a new one. So, we’re chattin’, and I’m feelin’ all nostalgic. Cwmafan’s got this vibe, ya know? The old buildings, the history. I mean, it used to be a coal mining town. Now it’s all about the community. But then, I see this sign for a new café on the corner of Cwmavon Road. “Best coffee in town!” it says. I’m like, “Yeah, right.” But I’m curious, so I pop in. The barista’s a young lad, full of energy. I order a flat white, and he’s like, “You want oat milk?” I’m thinkin’, “What’s wrong with regular milk?” But whatever, I’m not picky. While I’m waitin’, I overhear some locals talkin’ about the old railway line. Apparently, they wanna turn it into a walking path. I’m all for that! More nature, less concrete. But then, this one guy starts rantin’ about how it’ll ruin the “character” of Cwmafan. I’m like, “Mate, have you seen the character of this place? It’s a mix of old and new, and that’s what makes it cool!” Finally, I get my coffee, and it’s actually decent. I sit outside, watchin’ the world go by. The sun’s out, and I’m feelin’ good. But then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Typical Welsh weather, right? I dash for cover, laughin’ at the irony. As I’m huddled under an awning, I see this old lady struggle with her shopping bags. I rush over, help her out. She’s all smiles, bless her. “Thank you, dear! You’re a good lad!” I’m thinkin’, “Just doin’ my bit, ya know?” After that, I decide to head back to the forest. Cwmafan’s been a whirlwind, but I’m ready for some peace. As I drive back, I can’t help but chuckle. From foxes to bouncy castles, this city’s got stories for days. So, yeah, that was my day in Cwmafan. Full of surprises, laughter, and a bit of chaos. Just another day in the life of a Master of the Forest, I guess!