Man, what a day in Durham! I swear, it was like a rollercoaster ride, but without the safety bar. So, I woke up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.
First off, I hit up the local café on Elvet Bridge. You know, the one with the best scones? Yeah, that one. I ordered a latte and a scone, thinking I’m all fancy. But then, the barista spills my drink all over the counter. Like, seriously? I’m just tryna enjoy my morning! I mean, it’s not like I’m asking for a unicorn frappuccino or something. Just a simple latte!
After that little fiasco, I decided to stroll down to the Cathedral. OMG, that place is stunning! I mean, it’s like stepping into a Harry Potter movie or something. The architecture is just mind-blowing. I was standing there, mouth agape, when this random tourist asked me to take a pic. I’m like, “Sure, but only if you promise to tag me on Insta.” 😂
So, I snap the pic, and then I notice this group of students from Durham Uni. They’re all decked out in their gowns, looking like they just walked off a medieval film set. I’m thinking, “Man, I should’ve gone to uni here.” But then I remember all the essays and late-night cramming. Nah, I’m good.
Then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, classic British weather, right? I’m dodging puddles on North Road, trying not to look like a drowned rat. I swear, I must’ve looked ridiculous. But hey, I’m in Durham! I can’t let a little rain ruin my vibe.
I ducked into a pub on the corner of Saddler Street. It’s called The Half Moon, and let me tell ya, it’s got character. I ordered a pint and sat down, just people-watching. There’s this old bloke at the bar, telling stories about the good ol’ days. I’m cracking up, but also thinking, “Dude, you’re like a walking history book.”
After a few pints, I decided to hit up the market on the Market Place. It’s buzzing with life! Fresh produce, handmade crafts, and the smell of street food wafting through the air. I’m like a kid in a candy store. I grab some local cheese and a pie. Best decision ever!
But then, I see this guy trying to haggle over a banana. A banana! I mean, come on, mate, it’s not like it’s a rare artifact. Just pay the quid and move on! I’m shaking my head, thinking, “What’s wrong with people?”
As the day goes on, I’m wandering around the riverbanks, taking in the views. The River Wear is just gorgeous, especially with the sunset reflecting off the water. I’m feeling all philosophical, like, “Life’s good, man.” But then I trip over a rock and nearly faceplant. Classic me, right?
Finally, I end up at the Durham Castle. It’s lit up at night, and I’m just standing there, soaking it all in. I can’t believe how lucky I am to live in a place like this. But then, I hear some kids yelling and running around. They’re playing tag or something, and I’m like, “Aren’t you supposed to be in bed?”
By the time I get home, I’m exhausted but happy. I plop down on my couch, thinking about all the craziness of the day. Durham, you’ve got my heart. Even with the rain, the weirdos, and the spilled lattes, I wouldn’t trade it for anything. What a wild ride!